Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-04-23 (The Pure Fucking Insanity Edition feat. Alex ’Figgies’ Ruiz)

Happy Sex Morning Day, Aural Mon?  How mouse trees orange toothpaste FARMS!  Diarrhea spaghetti flagrant odor muy delicioso!  Broken nipples bearing bear children AGGRESSIVELY!  Smothering derriere yogurt apple omnibus when pantaloons saxophone little insects (laughing) sparkly genitalia macaroni ... *sigh*  Good FATHER mommy time nature FREAK!  Sexual mashed po-tay-toes for Joo-lie 47th in the aardvark!  Apocalypse wish Trix rabbit, Catholically mispronounced blumpkin MANIAC!  Now?  Now?!  Now?!  As crazy Chucky once muttered, "Sanity's a little box."  LET'S GO INSAAAAAAANNEEEEE!!!

Music videos are contained behind some of the text like vehement peanuts in tennis ball dispensers at your grandmothers' beach houses!  Keep an eye out for those like you would if someone (or you, yourself) had just gouged out your eye and you didn't feel compelled to run around screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HOLY FUCK!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!  MY FUCKING EYE!!!!!!!!!!!," but instead felt more like, "Hmm... my eye's out.  Cool."

Many thanks to the spectacularly insatiable pervert, Alex "Figgies" Ruiz, for co-hosting this week's edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.

01 Ministry - Let's Go (from The Last Sucker)

02 Evil Activities feat. Neophyte - Back On Track (from Army Of Hardcore Vol. 3 (Disc 2))

03 Mr. Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire (from Mr. Bungle)

04 Dog Fashion Disco - Worm In A Dog's Heart (from Committed To A Bright Future)

05 Terrance & Phillip (from South Park) - Uncle Fucka (from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut OST)

06 The Devil Wears Prada - Big Wiggly Style (from With Roots Above & Branches Below)

07 Lard - Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World) (from 70's Rock Must Die)

08 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (feat. Mike Patton) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene EP)

09 Deftones - Diamond Eyes (from Diamond Eyes)

10 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †)

11 System Of A Down - Mind (from System Of A Down)

12 Serart - Narina (from Serart)

13 Einstürzende Neubauten - Stella Maris (from Ende Neu)

14 Tom Waits - Story - What's He Building? (from VH1 Storytellers)

15 Tom Waits - What's He Building? (from VH1 Storytellers)

16 Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (from 5 EP)

17 Burzum - Dunkelheit (from Filosofem)

18 The Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl (from Beelzebubba)

19 Leftover Crack - Gang Control (from Fuck World Trade)

20 Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem (feat. Damian Marley) (from the interwebz)

21 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals (from You Want Some Of This?)

22 Jenna Marbles - Bounce That Dick (from YouTube)

23 Akinyele - Butt Naked (from Aktapuss)

24 Layo & Bushwacka! - Blind Tiger (from The Animatrix OST)

25 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (feat. Hope Sandoval) (from Heligoland)

26 Imogen Heap - Hide & Seek (from Speak For Yourself)

27 Insane Clown Posse - Simple & Blunt (from The Wraith: Shangri-La Sampler)

28 Insane Clown Posse - Chicken Huntin' (Slaughter House Mix) (from Riddle Box)

29 Insane Clown Posse - Down With The Clown (from The Great Milenko)

30 Twiztid - You're the Reazon (from Mirror, Mirror)

31 UVC & DJ Narcotic - Can't Fuck With This (from Industrial Fucking Strength 3: 667 - Neighbor of the Beast (Disc 2))

32 DJ Chucky - Blue Mirage (Long Edit) (from Cyber Beatnation 1st Conclusion)

33 DJ Torture - A Message For Christina (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4 - Chillin' Is Killin' (Killin' Disc))

34 The Lounge Lizards - Yak (from Queen Of All Ears)

35 BIGdumbFACE - It's Right In Here (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!)