...psst... hey... it's Monday... and you're doing Monday-ey things right now... things that make sense... like breathing... breathing is a great activity that makes sense for Mondays... actually... fuck making sense... making sense is fucking boring... so go harvest some curvy dragon toenails and glue them to your forehead so you can have a wicked set of horns... that's assuming you can find a dragon before he or she gets around to clipping them... dragons have great senses of personal hygiene, you know... that's why when...
...psst... hey... it's Monday... and you're doing Monday-ey things right now... things that make sense... like breathing... breathing is a great activity that makes sense for Mondays... actually... fuck making sense... making sense is fucking boring... so go harvest some curvy dragon toenails and glue them to your forehead so you can have a wicked set of horns... that's assuming you can find a dragon before he or she gets around to clipping them... dragons have great senses of personal hygiene, you know... that's why when they breath fire on you, and you're burning to death, your charred flesh smells minty fresh... very considerate of them if you ask me... I like socks... and my nipples are possessed... welcome to another installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex, my dearest perverts... I love you like I love my own penis... I'd love to aggressively stroke you and make you throw up, too... thank you for tuning in... you could be doing anything right now, and you're listening to me... I appreciate that beyond words... anyway, be sure to check out the linked text below for music videos to some of the songs that are featured in this week's podcast... and be sure to actually listen to the podcast... otherwise, why the flying rat Jesus fuck cracker shit have you been reading this this far? Thank you to the vivacious, insatiable pervert Constance Felix for co-hosting this week's Fuck Geography Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!
01 Primus - Welcome To This World (from Pork Soda)
02 Poe - Hey Pretty (feat. Mark Danielewski) (from Haunted) (check out Mark Danielewski on Amazon!)
03 GWAR - Saddam A Go-Go (from This Toilet Earth)
04 The Coolest 8 Year Old In The World Talks About O'Reilly (from YouTube)
05 Peter Alsop - Where Will I Go When I'm Dead And Gone? (from YouTube)
06 The Bastard Fairies - We're All Going To Hell (from Memento Mori)
07 George Carlin - Reagan's Gang, Church People & American Values (from What Am I Doing In New Jersey?)
08 Mudvayne - Silenced (from The End Of All Things To Come)
09 Tool - Hush (from Opiate)
10 KoRn - K@#0%! (aka Kuntz) (from Life Is Peachy)
11 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)
12 BLÆRG - Unmitigated Verbosity (from Dysphoric Sonorities)
13 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született)
14 BLÆRG - Seraphim Incubi (from Sesquipedalia)
15 Venetian Snares - All The Children Are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll)
16 Ishii Yasushi - The World Without Logos (from Hellsing OST Vol. 1 Raid)
17 Konishi Kayo & Kondoo Yukio - Lilium ~opening version~ (from Elfen Lied OST)
18 Incubus - Sick Sad Little World (from A Crow Left Of The Murder)
19 Gostosa - Never Say Never (Romeo Void Hardstyle Remix) (from Reloaded 021)
20 TaQ - Stromatolite (from ongaq:stromatolite)
21 TaQ - L09663 (from ongaq:stromatolite)
22 BT - Satellite (from Movement In Still Life [UK Version])
23 Peace Orchestra - Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit) (from The Animatrix OST)
24 [:SITD:] - Heroic (from Bestie:Mensch)
25 Serj Tankian - Piano Improvisation (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)
26 Serj Tankian - Charades (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)
27 Angelo Badalamenti - Red Bats With Teeth (from Lost Highway OST)
28 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad)
29 A.F.I. - Battled (Secret Track after Morningstar) (from The Art Of Drowning)
30 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (from L.E.F. [Loud Electronic Ferocious])
31 Deftones - Minerva (from Deftones)
32 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)
33 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across The Valley (from Black Triage)
34 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST)
35 Mushroomhead - Destroy The World Around Me (from XIII)
36 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red)
37 King Missile - Domestic Life (from The Psychopathology Of Everyday Life)
38 Brandon DiCamillo - Brandon's Chinese Freestyle (from Otimen Recording Hell)
39 Coal Chamber - Amir Of The Desert (from Coal Chamber)
40 Linda Scott - I've Told Ev'ry Little Star (from Mulholland Drive OST)
