My dearest perverts, it is with a heavy cock in hand that I must tender my resignation from this greatest of podcasts. I have come to realize that I've been spreading myself far too thin, what with all my immensely time-consuming projects such as snail psychology, toenail sculpturing, potato harp lessons, crotch spelunking, anal implosion (and explosion), and artificial insemination of random amphibians (including males), to name a few. So, you see, I simply cannot maintain all these other things at a necessary level of focus to achieve oneness with the great nipple i...
My dearest perverts, it is with a heavy cock in hand that I must tender my resignation from this greatest of podcasts. I have come to realize that I've been spreading myself far too thin, what with all my immensely time-consuming projects such as snail psychology, toenail sculpturing, potato harp lessons, crotch spelunking, anal implosion (and explosion), and artificial insemination of random amphibians (including males), to name a few. So, you see, I simply cannot maintain all these other things at a necessary level of focus to achieve oneness with the great nipple in the sky at which we all suckle. My journey (which has strangely made me think of hair a lot), has been so exciting. Compiling all these tracks for the one or two of you especially insatiable perverts who actually still listen to me has made me happier than a lark in shit (or is it happy as a pig who eats shit… or a lark who fingerfucks his neighbor's elephant dung (not that larks have fingers, mind you… OR DO THEY?!!)) Anyway, enjoy this final podcast as we begin with a bang, and a countdown… a TEENAGE countdown… a bangin' teenage countdown… or something. MASTURBATE!
01 Wax Audio - The Final Teen Spirit (from Mashopolos III: Mashups For The People)
02 Cody Chesnutt - Bitch, I'm Broke (from The Headphone Masterpiece I)
03 Blue Man Group - Opening Mandelbrot (from Audio)
04 Anthrax - Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun (Beastie Boys cover) (from Beavis And Butt-Head Experience)
05 George Carlin - Three Little Words (from Life Is Worth Losing)
06 Hopsin - Ill Mind Of Hopsin #5 (from YouTube)
07 Molly Gruesome - Hot (feat. Stephanie, Robbie G & Cannibal Sproul) (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome)
08 Dark Lotus - Corrosion (from Black Rain)
09 Violent J - Some Fuckin' How (from Psychopathics From Outer Space 2)
10 Twiztid - Hound Dogs (feat. Insane Clown Posse & Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Mostasteless (Island Ver.))
11 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri)
12 Chimaira - Severed (from Pass Out Of Existence)
13 Einstürzende Neubauten - Was Ist Ist (from Ende Neu)
14 Silverchair & Vitro - Spawn (from Spawn OST)
15 From Autumn To Ashes - Reflections (from Too Bad You're Beautiful)
16 iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell (from It's All Happening)
17 The Reborn Identity - Violent At Heart (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album)
18 Henry Rollins & Mother Superior - My War (Black Flag cover) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis 3)
19 Discharge - Religion Instigates (from Fight Back)
20 Mud City Manglers - 1234 Motherfucker (from Heart Full Of Hate)
21 The Cramps - Human Fly (from Psychedelic Jungle/Gravest Hits)
22 Silversun Pickups - The Royal We (from Swoon)
23 Puscifer - Momma Sed (from V Is For Vagina)
24 Nostalghia - Love Will Make Me Insane (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch)
25 Kultur Shock - Horse Thief (from Kultura-Diktatura)
26 White Zombie - Feed The Gods (from Airheads OST)
27 Kultur Shock - Too Late To Fornicate (from Kultura-Diktatura)
28 White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls (from Beavis & Butt-Head Do America OST)
29 Elliot Smith - Because (from American Beauty OST)
30 Ani DiFranco - Millennium Theater (from Reprieve)
31 George Carlin - A Name By Any Other Name (from Brain Droppings [Disc 1])
32 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Helpless Corpses Enactment (from In Glorious Times)
33 Die Antwoord - Evil Boy (from $o$ [International Release])
34 Shat - Dingleberries (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles)
35 Bill Hicks - The Vision (from Dangerous)
