The Parish Counsel - episode 63

What-ho chaps! I'm just having a spiffing dip in the old pool, then there's a top-notch little do up in my suite. Some super totty coming and me and the chaps have set up a bang-on game of strip billiards. What do you mean you'd rather talk about Edinburgh jokes, comics, Harry Hill and your iPod? The Sun front page? No I haven't ... I say!