Well, a hearty hi-ho and blow me on down the sandwich sidewalk my dearest deviants! Welcome to the Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is the 17th Monday Morning Aural Sex and it's actually being released today on September 17th. That is, if you come from the universe where 11 multiplied by 3 equals 17. I know I sure do. Mmmm… such a gorgeous universe full of beautiful nipples and derrieres; where mathematics make about as much sense as a 97 ft. tall, golden...
Well, a hearty hi-ho and blow me on down the sandwich sidewalk my dearest deviants! Welcome to the Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is the 17th Monday Morning Aural Sex and it's actually being released today on September 17th. That is, if you come from the universe where 11 multiplied by 3 equals 17. I know I sure do. Mmmm… such a gorgeous universe full of beautiful nipples and derrieres; where mathematics make about as much sense as a 97 ft. tall, golden broccoli dick statue. Anyway, what is the astounding truth of moose cunt, you might ask? Well, pphh… I don't even feel like I should grace that question with a cinnamon crab. As if you've never stapled your lips to a moose cunt and waited for it to queef, thus swallowing the fetid bestial vaginal expulsions of ultimate truth. EEEEEveryone's done that. Well, I suppose Christians and Republicans haven't done that. Fuckin' pathetic sacks of plankton piss. EAT SHIT AND DO THE MAMBO WITH SADISTIC OSTRICHES! Boy, I sure could go for some water, vitamins and horse vomit right now. …my teeth have minds of their own, and they're plotting against my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents. TIME TRAVELING TEETH!!!! ALLITERATION AGAIN!!! AHHHH!!!!
01 Insane Clown Posse - 17 Dead (from Beverly Kills 50187)
02 Tech N9ne - He's A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s)
03 Ludacris - Roll Out (My Business) (from Word Of Mouf)
04 DJ Signify - Kiddie Litter (featuring Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
05 Bill Hicks - People Suck (from Rant In E Minor)
06 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa)
07 Darkest Hour - Doomsayer (The Beginning Of The End) (from Deliver Us)
08 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder)
09 CunninLynguists - White Guy Mind Tricks (from Strange Journey Vol. 1)
10 Shaggy 2 Dope - Always Fuckin' With Us (featuring Twiztid) (from Fuck The Fuck Off)
11 Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective (from I Kill People)
12 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from Revelations)
13 Twiztid - Diemuthafuckadie! (from Mostasteless)
14 Insane Clown Posse - Terrible (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
15 Defragmentation - Core (from Self Construct)
16 65daysofstatic - Default This (from The Fall Of Math)
17 Sworn - Electro Rock (from Electro Rock EP)
18 Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs In The Bible (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
19 Fluke - Absurd (from Risotto)
20 Thievery Corporation - Revolution Solution (featuring Perry Farrell) (from The Cosmic Game)
21 Infected Mushroom - Sa'eed (from Legend Of The Black Schwarma)
22 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations)
23 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
24 Dir en Grey - Amber (from Vulgar)
25 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole)
26 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant In E Minor)
27 Mr. Bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni (from Mr. Bungle)
28 Strapping Young Lad - Satan's Ice Cream Truck (from Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing)
29 Hill Of Beans - Satan Lend Me A Dollar (from Weeds OST)
