Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-07-01 (Random as a Neon Samurai Horse Eating a Pear in a Rowboat...)

Well, due to fucking piece of shit character limits on the title bar, I'll have to tell you here that this is the Neon Samurai Horse Eating a Pear in a Rowboat Adrift Somewhere in the Caspian Sea Edition.  That's how random this shit is.  Of course, if you know anything beyond the weight of your own grandmother's turds, you know that for the most part, randomness is subjective, and there are few true randomnesses (at least, on Earth).  Anyway, I now command you to yojne this aural sex to the same degree you'd enjoy a polar bear macaroni barbecue!

01 Garfunkel & Oates - The Loophole (from YouTube) [00:00:31]

02 Bad Acid Trip - Symbiotic Slavery (from Symbiotic Slavery) [00:05:05]

03 AKIRADEATH - トラックで秋葉（die!!die!!color!!! Remix）(from 宣戦布告　～Declaration of war～) [00:07:38]

04 Venetian Snares - Dance Like You're Selling Nails (from Higgins Ultra Low Track Glue Funk Hits 1972-2006) [00:10:21]

05 Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver (from Tales From The Punchbowl) [00:16:37]

06 Dione - Oh God (from Hardcore: A New Beginning (Disc 1) [mixed by Scott Brown & Neophyte]) [00:20:56]

07 65daysofstatic - Install a Beak in the Heart That Clucks Time in Arabic (from The Fall of Math) [00:24:44]

08 Psyclon Nine - Divine Infekt (from Divine Infekt) [00:29:37]

09 30 Seconds To Mars - Night of the Hunter (from This Is War) [00:33:30]

10 ††† - †his Is A †rick (from EP †) [00:39:10]

11 Silversun Pickups - The Royal We (from Swoon) [00:42:10]

12 ACM - Elements of Trance (DJ Kim's Reload Mix) (from Midnight Club II OST (Disc 3)) [00:46:52]

13 Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (from In Silico) [00:54:37]

14 Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love (Gloria Jones cover) (from Not Another Teen Movie OST) [00:59:45]

15 Ween - Piss Up A Rope (from 12 Golden Country Greats) [01:03:03]

16 System of a Down - Marmalade (from Strangeland OST) [01:06:31]

17 Geto Boys - Still (from Office Space OST) [01:09:28]

18 Behemoth - Daimonos (from Evangelion) [01:13:25]

19 Otis - Holy Miss Moley (from House of 1,000 Corpses OST) [01:18:36]

20 White Zombie - Feed The Gods (from Airheads OST) [01:18:52]

21 Red Queen - Red Queen (from Resident Evil OST) [01:22:50]

22 Marilyn Manson - Seizure of Power (from Resident Evil OST) [01:22:42]

23 Louis Jordan - Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens (DJ Premier Remix) (from Verve Records and Rockstar Games Present LA Noire Remixed) [01:26:30]

24 :Wumpscut: - Soylent Green (from Music For A Slaughtering Tribe II (Disc 1)) [01:29:01]

25 Royal Crown Revue - Swingin' All Day (from Kings of Gangster Bop) [01:35:04]

26 Snoop Dogg - Murder Was The Case (from Doggystyle) [01:36:56]

27 X Marks The Pedwalk - Facer (from Retrospective 88-99) [01:40:31]

28 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.) [01:46:06]

29 K7 - Hi De Ho (from Swing Batta Swing) [01:48:31]

30 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:53:04]

31 Bile - I Reject (from Mortal Kombat OST) [01:57:56]

32 Rollins Band - Ain't It Fun (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [02:00:41]

33 John Murphy - The Beginning (from 28 Days Later OST) [02:06:20]

34 Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter Earth/On The Nature Of Daylight (from Shutter Island (Disc 2)) [02:09:07]