Hahahahahaha!!! Welcome motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes to another Monday and another Monday Morning Aural Sex: The Still Glad To Be Single Edition! Obviously, my friends and fellow perverts who are in committed relationships will probably skip this one, but fuck it. I've been single for about a year and a half now, and honestly, I still get giddy about it. Why, you might ask? Well, I'll tell ya. When I'm going about my evenings, enjoying the peace of the night, the lack of people buzzing around, the almost complete silen...
Hahahahahaha!!! Welcome motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes to another Monday and another Monday Morning Aural Sex: The Still Glad To Be Single Edition! Obviously, my friends and fellow perverts who are in committed relationships will probably skip this one, but fuck it. I've been single for about a year and a half now, and honestly, I still get giddy about it. Why, you might ask? Well, I'll tell ya. When I'm going about my evenings, enjoying the peace of the night, the lack of people buzzing around, the almost complete silence save for crickets and such, I get giddy knowing that there's nobody around my vicinity to spoil it. There's nobody around to argue with me about anything, nobody around to screech at me about things I'm doing or not doing, nobody around to make me feel like a week-past-flushed turd.
I can listen to whatever music I want, watch whatever movies I want, play whatever video games I want, read whatever books I want, and especially, indulge in any creative projects I want without having to consider anyone else's often narrow-minded opinions. I can drive with the windows down in 40-50 degree weather, feeling the cold wind send chills throughout my body, breathing it in and feeling my lungs contract. Even better, I can run the air conditioner in my room at whatever-the-fuck temperature I want down to 60 degrees with no one to complain and make me feel bad that they're cold. I have no need to consider for a second what anyone else might be thinking about me, whether they're still attracted to me, whether I should be more or less romantic, etc.
I also have no need to worry about growing bored of anyone (and, at the risk of sounding pretentious, I do grow bored of most people), and I can do whatever I want sexually without needing to clear it with anyone or be sneaky about it. I absolutely cherish the clarity of the unchained mind that I only find when I'm single. I absolutely cherish the freedoms I just described. I always have, but yet I've compromised them time and time again for the sake of trying to make committed relationships coincide with the life I enjoy living on my own. I'm not saying the two things are absolutely mutually exclusive, but being single means no compromises. At least, none like you make in relationships.
So yes, I still get giddy about it, because (fortunately or unfortunately) I have a pretty solid memory, and I recall what my life was like when I tried to be someone's boyfriend and/or "husband." I love myself and I love my life, and all that other shit brings far too much chaos into it for me to consider it worthwhile anymore. I could go on and on, and I certainly have over the past year to anyone who was unfortunate enough to be in my vicinity when I went off on my tangents, but we should get to this fucking aural sex already! There's gonna be a lot of harsh and bitter music in this edition, but honestly, I included stuff like that to illustrate some of how I felt in past relationships. The overall tone of this edition, to me anyway, is one of utter joy and inner peace, and those things include maniacal homicidal fantasies, acerbic satire of social norms and dark word vomit (aka "poetry"). So motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes, whether you're in a relationship or not, I hope you are enjoying your lives and I definitely hope you yojne the fuck outta this shit right here.
01 Spike Jones - I Went to Your Wedding (from Spike Jones' Greatest Hits) [00:03:54]
02 Twiztid - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [00:07:19]
03 VAST - Free (from Music For People) [00:11:38]
04 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man IV (Abridged) (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [00:14:38]
05 The Big Bopper - Big Bopper's Wedding Day (from Harmony In My Head - 2004: 07/12) [00:18:57]
06 Louis Jordan - Beware, Brother, Beware (from Saturday Night Fish Fry: The Original & Greatest Hits) [00:21:03]
07 30 Seconds To Mars - The Kill (from A Beautiful Lie) [00:23:46]
08 .?. - A New Everything (feat. Tiffany Rose & Sam Scibetta) (from Floccinaucinihilipilification (http://oo111111.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/floccinaucinihilipilification/)) [00:27:35]
09 Eminem - Cold Wind Blows (from Recovery) [00:28:49]
10 Insane Clown Posse - Blackin' Your Eyes (Skit) (from Carnival of Carnage (original pressing)) [00:33:51]
11 Rihanna - Unfaithful (Dumb Fuckin' Bitch Edit) (from Greatest Hits) [00:34:16]
12 Insane Clown Posse - Another Love Song (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers) [00:37:57]
13 Angels & Airwaves - It Hurts (from We Don't Need To Whisper) [00:42:09]
14 The Fall of Troy - A Classic Case of Transference (from In The Unlikely Event) [00:46:19]
15 Henry Rollins - Parthenope (from Nights Behind The Tree Line) [00:50:50]
16 B.B. King - Never Trust A Woman (from King of the Blues (Disc 1)) [00:53:39]
17 Stabbing Westward - I Don't Believe (from Wither Blister Burn & Peel) [00:56:12]
18 Luxt - How Lovely (from American Beast) [01:00:34]
19 Kung Fu Vampire - Dead Girls Don't Say No (from Dead Sexy) [01:03:48]
20 Louis C.K. - Darlene & Joey (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [01:06:55]
21 Atreyu - Ain't Love Grand (from Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses) [01:10:55]
22 Pantera - This Love (from Vulgar Display of Power) [01:14:31]
23 Rise Against - Roadside (from The Sufferer and the Witness) [01:21:03]
24 Alice In Chains - No Excuses (from Jar of Flies) [01:24:20]
25 .?. - 006 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification (http://oo111111.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/floccinaucinihilipilification/)) [01:28:30]
26 Doug Stanhope - Blort (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere) [01:30:36]
27 Eminem - Superman (from Eminem Show) [01:38:23]
28 Against Me! - Borne on the FM Waves of the Heart (from New Wave) [01:44:09]
29 Massive Attack - Better Things (from Protection) [01:48:13]
30 Spineshank - Forgotten (from Self-Destructive Pattern) [01:52:25]
31 All That Remains - Six (from The Fall of Ideals) [01:55:43]
32 The Offspring - Self-Esteem (from Smash) [01:59:00]
33 Insane Clown Posse - Under The Moon (from The Great Milenko) [02:03:15]
34 Slipknot - Frail Limb Nursery (from Slipknot (original pressing)) [02:08:09]
35 Slipknot - Purity (from Slipknot (original pressing)) [02:08:54]
36 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday) [02:13:03]
37 The Prodigy - No Good (from Music For The Jilted Generation) [02:16:04]
38 Rollins Band - Disappearing Act (from Come In And Burn) [02:22:20]
39 Panzer AG - Sick is the One Who Adores Me (from This Is My Battlefield) [02:25:52]
40 Twiztid - All The Rest (from Heartbroken and Homicidal) [02:31:12]
41 Bill Hicks - You Can't Get Bitter (from Love, Laughter and Truth) [02:36:21]
42 Sage Francis - Keep Moving (from Human The Death Dance) [02:39:11]
43 Stabbing Westward - The Thing I Hate (from Darkest Days) [02:43:45]
44 Henry Rollins - Disintegration (Abridged) (from Nights Behind The Tree Line) [02:47:20]
45 Aerosmith - Amazing (from Get A Grip) [02:51:04]
