Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-12-23 (Fuck (:) The Reason For The Season Edition)

Mmmm… good morning, perverts. Welcome to the Fuck (:) The Reason For The Season Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. For those of you wondering about the colon in parentheses, well, the name could be taken two ways: 1, you could just be dismissing the whole “reason for the season,” nonsense that comes around every year, or 2, you could be saying that Fuck is the reason for the season. Personally, I like it both ways, but in a 20/80% division. Veterans of my Fuckfest editions should know what to expect in this one, so grab your significant, or not-particularly-significant other and fucking yojne fucking, motherfuckers.


01 Nine Inch Nails - Happiness In Slavery (Warm Abusive Gun Edit) (from Broken) [00:00:48]

02 Lords of Acid - Pain & Pleasure Concerto (from Farstucker) [00:07:43]

03 Lords of Acid - Slave To Love (from Farstucker) [00:09:28]

04 La Roux - In For The Kill (Skream’s Let’s Get Ravey Remix) (from Step Pon Dis [mixed by Laceration Selekta]) [00:12:50]

05 Otto Von Schirach - Salpica (from Salpica / Skeleton Search Single) [00:16:14]

06 R. Kelly - Bump N’ Grind (Piss On Your Face Edit) [00:19:45]

07 Dead Felcher - Track 6 (from Album Zero) [00:23:49]

08 Cradle of Filth - Venus In Fear (Petrified Edit) (from Cruelty and the Beast) [00:24:17]

09 Psyclon Nine - Behind A Serrated Grin (from INRI) [00:26:36]

10 She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart (Fuck My Ass Edit) (from She Wants Revenge) [00:31:22]

11 Deacon Boombastardizer - My Pussy Is Burning (Little Minx Edit) (from Speedcore.ca) [00:36:05]

12 Marilyn Manson - Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World (from Antichrist Superstar) [00:38:53]

13 Velvet Acid Christ - Pretty Toy (Cum and Tears Edit) (from Pretty Toy Single) [00:43:04]

14 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions of my Parole) [00:48:11]

15 Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (No Idea Edit) (from Zerøspace) [00:52:02]

16 Dog Fashion Disco - Rapist Eyes (from Committed to a Bright Future) [00:56:25]

17 00111111 - Worlds Burn Alive (feat. Tiffany Rose) (from soundcloud.com/o0111111) [01:01:24]

18 Missy Elliott - One Minute Man (from …So Addictive) [01:07:39]

19 Kung Fu Vampire - Dead Girls Don’t Say No (from Dead Sexy) [01:12:09]

20 Rammstein - Pussy (Flagpole Edit) (from Liebe Ist Für Alle Da) [01:15:12]

21 Borgore - Love (The Gagging Version) (from Gorestep Vol. 1.1) [01:19:08]

22 Björk - Army of Me (feat. Skunk Anansie) (Stupid Poetry Bullshit Edit) (from Sucker Punch OST) [01:23:25]

23 DJ Tiësto - Sweet Things (feat. Charlotte Martin) (from Elements of Life) [01:30:13]

24 Marilyn Manson - Diary of a Dope Fiend (from Smells Like Children Uncut) [01:35:32]

25 12 Rounds - Something’s Burning (Breath Your Fire Into Me Edit) (from My Big Hero) [01:41:28]

26 Otto Von Schirach - Skeleton Search (from Salpica / Skeleton Search Single) [01:45:50]

27 Marilyn Manson - Apple of Sodom (Best of Both Worlds Edit) (from The Dope Show CDS 1 & Lost Highway OST) [01:50:13]

28 Tool - Parabol (from Lateralus) [01:54:48]

29 Tool - Parabola (from Lateralus) [01:57:53]

30 White Zombie - Blood, Milk and Sky (Full Edit) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [02:03:46]

31 GWAR - I’m Fucking An Animal (Twisted Fuck Edit) (from We Kill Everything) [02:11:32]