Hwhat the effeweseekay is skyward, mother & fathereffeweseekayers?! Emo-goddamn-sonofacunt-clew to the Too True Few Who Knew the New Queue in ’22 Edition of Monday Morning Aural effeweseekayin’ Sex! Why am I like this? Who the fuck knows, amiright? So, what could the title of this edition possibly be about? Well, it has nothing to do with unicorn nipples, so I apologize if I mislead you. This is simply a goofy-ass way to repackage my new shit editions under something other than “Send Newds,” ‘cause I have a feeling that shit was getting me shadow-banned on the so-called social me...
Hwhat the effeweseekay is skyward, mother & fathereffeweseekayers?! Emo-goddamn-sonofacunt-clew to the Too True Few Who Knew the New Queue in ’22 Edition of Monday Morning Aural effeweseekayin’ Sex! Why am I like this? Who the fuck knows, amiright? So, what could the title of this edition possibly be about? Well, it has nothing to do with unicorn nipples, so I apologize if I mislead you. This is simply a goofy-ass way to repackage my new shit editions under something other than “Send Newds,” ‘cause I have a feeling that shit was getting me shadow-banned on the so-called social medias on the internets and the Googles. Besides that, I’d rather not keep posting pictures of spaghettified hentai. It was amusing at first, but after 11 editions, I’m kinda over it. Muthafucka’s gotta evolve or something at some point, right? Right.
So, rapid fire, let me expel some more noise from my face hole about some of these here tracks right here. Twin Temple is a group my friend Renee introduced me to, so shout the fuck out right here and now. All I’ma say is “Satanic Doo-Wop.” Let the yojne take care of the rest. We’ve got new jams from Wevlth, M-Project, Berried Alive, Zardonic, Ruby My Dear, Ho99o9, Extra Terra, Meshuggah, Excision, Ekoh, S3RL, Stabbing Westward, Seven Lions, and oh my Fuck, all of ‘em are sexy as 20 fucks vacuum-compressed into a latex bodybag built for one. Let ‘em the fuck out before they suffocate! That’s right, go driving down a highway somewhere and open your fuckin’ windows in the 10 degree winter weather and freeze your genitals off to appropriately express your appreciation for these musical stylings. That’s what freedom’s all about, right? ‘Murica.
Some seexy-ass video game remixes in this muthafucka as well. The very first track, in fact, is a remix of Final Fantasy menu music, there’s a Lo-Fi version of a Secret of Mana track, and keep your ears peeled for the Fairy Fountain jam. It’s got some colour bass flavor and sort of hip-hop/pop fusion vocals. Pretty cool if ya ask me. Also some badass fuckin’ metal in this one from Erra, Architects, Amaranthe (and oh, this remix of PvP is fucktacular. I played the original a few months back, and I think I like the remix even more.), Caliban, Meshuggah, Sylvaine, and I’m not sure if you could count Darkher, but Darkher could definitely fit well on any Through Niflheim to Valhalla Edition. Pretty sure I’ve included them before, actually.
The group that ends this edition called O Testemunho, I included this 5 ½ minute jam of theirs because the one that I found on my Release Radar playlist was almost 30 fuckin’ minutes long. It was like a whole-ass lecture from Alan Watts about Taoism set against some ambient, goa type music. Pretty dreamy shit, actually. I yojned it, but 30 minutes is too damn long to ask anyone to sustain their attention span. Actually, there are quite a few long tracks on this edition. Probably why it’s only 44 tracks instead of the usual 50-60. FYI, I’m always extra careful when selecting longer tracks out of consideration for y’all’s attention spans. Ya know, ‘cause if a track doesn’t hit ya and it’s only 2-3 minutes, it doesn’t feel like as bad of a waste of time or whatever. Oh, and apparently the Above & Beyond track is like a decade old or more, but some DJ just used it in a mix, and it got put in my Release Radar. I try to never use the mixed versions ‘cause the beginnings and endings are always abrupt, so I went and grabbed the extended mix. I almost always go for the extended mixes when it comes to trance, and most other genres whenever available. I feel like those are the most accurate representation of the tracks, likely how the producer best envisioned the ideas implemented in the music.
Lastly, let me say about Crass, I know they’re an acquired taste. I’ve yojned pretty much everything I’ve heard from them (and 65daysofstatic, for that matter), and I thought this remix was interesting. I’ve encountered a handful of EDM-ish remixes of old punk tracks, and I’ve found them all pretty interesting at the very least. I yojne the fuck out of electronic punk acts like Death Set, Ho99o9, Death Tour, Scythe Gang 666 (although they might be more like punk trap, IDFK), and I’m eager to see if this fusion genre gains more traction. Can’t fuckin’ wait to go to a show like that. Lastlier, let me add that I’ma probably love everything I hear from Zardonic. Every single track I’ve heard has been a fire-ass banger, so expect to see more of their stuff in the future. Lastliest, holy fuckadoodle, the bass stabs in the Cosmic Gate track make me melt into a puddle of Paul goo. Sounds hot, right? It is…
All that done diddly-dooed and said, let us now muthafuckin’ yojne!
01 Rifti Beats - The Prelude (from Chocobo & Chill) [00:03:26]
02 Wevlth - Danger (from Danger) [00:06:13]
03 NGHTMRE, Ray Volpe - Signal (from UNSOUND EP) [00:09:13]
04 M-Project, Last Word - Wake Up The Neighbours (from Tokyo Gabbers) [00:12:51]
05 Erra - Nigh to Silence (from Nigh to Silence) [00:16:13]
06 Vin Jay, Futuristic, Poetics - Set The Vibe (from Set The Vibe) [00:21:11]
07 Berried Alive - Sit There Like a Lemon (from Sit There Like a Lemon) [00:23:42]
08 Rage, Zardonic - The Age of Reason (Remix) (from The Age of Reason (Remix)) [00:25:50]
09 Architects - Impermanence (Abbey Road Version) (from Impermanence (Abbey Road Version)) [00:31:55]
10 Amaranthe - PvP (Remix) (from PvP (Remix)) [00:35:50]
11 Scythe Gang 666, Ak3k - Killin' It (from Killin’ It) [00:39:29]
12 Nanoo, Extra Terra - Reality Engine (from Reality Engine) [00:41:39]
13 Ruby My Dear - Digital Body (from Rémi) [00:45:40]
14 Ho99o9 - BATTERY NOT INCLUDED (from BATTERY NOT INCLUDED) [00:50:08]
15 bLiNd, LoFi VGM - Into the Thick of It (from "Secret of Mana") [LoFi Edit] (from Into the Thick of It (from "Secret of Mana") [LoFi Edit]) [00:52:58]
16 Caliban - Ascent of the Blessed (from Ascent of the Blessed) [00:56:28]
17 Kill The Noise, Tasha Baxter, Bro Safari, GXG, Awaek, Kelmo - As Above So Below (Band Of Insanity Remix) (from As Above So Below) [01:00:34]
18 2 Unlimited, Remo-Con - Twilight Zone (R-C Extended Club Remix) (from Twilight Zone (Remixes Pt. 1)) [01:03:54]
19 Meshuggah - The Abysmal Eye (from The Abysmal Eye) [01:11:09]
20 2ToneDisco, Ducky - No Angel (from No Angel) [01:16:02]
21 Twin Temple - Lucifer, My Love (from Twin Temple (Bring You Their Signature Sound... Satanic Doo-Wop)) [01:19:31]
22 S3RL - DEVIL (Auvenil Remix) (from DEVIL (Auvenil Remix)) [01:25:12]
23 Zeds Dead, Subtronics - Gassed Up (feat. Flowdan) (from FRACTALS) [01:29:22]
24 Cosmic Gate - We Got the Fire (feat. Olivia Sebastianelli) (Extended Mix) (from We Got the Fire) [01:33:19]
25 Excision, Sullivan King - Our Fire (from Onyx) [01:40:17]
26 Ekoh - Heater 2 (from Heater 2) [01:44:33]
27 Kayou. - through the fire (from through the fire) [01:47:19]
28 Rob IYF, Al Storm - Bass Down LOW (Extended Mix) (from Bass Down LOW) [01:49:29]
29 Above & Beyond, Gareth Emery, Oceanlab - On A Good Day (Metropolis) (from On A Good Day (Metropolis) [Above & Beyond & Gareth Emery pres. OceanLab]) [01:54:28]
30 Crass - Women (65daysofstatic Remix) (from Women (65daysofstatic Remix)) [02:02:17]
31 Aviella - Like It How It Is (T-Mass VIP Mix) (from Like It How It Is (T-Mass Remix)) [02:05:13]
32 Krakota, Fred V, Tudor - Back To Me (from Back To Me) [02:08:29]
33 Brisk, S3RL, Tamika - History Maker (from History Maker) [02:12:32]
34 Super Smack, dj-Jo - Fairy Fountain (Smack-Jo Remix) (from Fairy Fountain (Smack-Jo Remix)) [02:15:46]
35 Sylvaine - Mono No Aware (from Mono No Aware) [02:20:21]
36 GentleBeatz, IVAN, LAGUNE - Old Vlog (from Old Vlog) [02:29:55]
37 Blanke - Stuck On You (feat. Donna Tella) (from Stuck On You (feat. Donna Tella)) [02:32:20]
38 Logistics - Continuation (from Continuation) [02:35:30]
39 Telomic, Rhode - Ups and Downs (from Come With Me) [02:41:22]
40 creamy, untrusted, 11:11 Music Group - they're not the one and that's okay (stripped down) (from they're not the one and that's okay (stripped down)) [02:46:10]
41 Stabbing Westward - Ghost (from Ghost) [02:48:20]
42 Darkher - Lowly Weep (Single Version) (from Lowly Weep) [02:53:59]
43 Seven Lions, Jason Ross, Fiora - See You Again (from See You Again EP) [03:01:45]
44 O Testemunho - Let it Go (from Let it Go) [03:05:59]
