Moonlight Over a Turkey Necked Dummy in a Country Fried Suit

This episode deals with one of the broken souls that was left in the wake of the two lumbering behemoths known as them boys. This man is at odds with society in general. Fortunately for him, he is blissfully unaware of this situation. Unfortunately for the rest of the village, he feels he has license to enforce his twisted will on others. The continued defiance of them boys to the machinations of this wild turkey leads him to make twisted deals with dark forces. The result of this tragic turn of events is the creation of a ventriloquist dummy, that’s right, you remember what those are, don’t you. This crazy turkey of a man created an evil ventriloquist dummy to break the wills of them boys. The plan fails so spectacularly that we devoted an entire episode to it. As for trigger warnings, my voice is off, but that’s nothing to get offended about. In addition there is a ventriloquist dummy, quite a bit of profanity, and there’s violence but it happens to people who deserve it and are too stupid to be bothered by it. Listener discretion is advised, as a rule.