I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“He’s Jesus Nowhere”
Lesu anchiteze
Ese es quien es
“Trump Jesus was arrested by the Roman government”
(…yllaer ton tuB) …eH ma I dnA
They chant his name when he arrives
Give him all the money they don’t have
Thinking that will help them to survive
Though he doesn’t care that they’re alive
(Pay up!) For all his suits
(Pray now!) That he hears you
(Pay up!) So he can win
(Pray now!) The world will end
The guy thinks all the poor are weak
That they all smell like fruit and veggies
Loves no one but his stinky self
He even hates children and elves
The church goes in flames
When he decides to step in it
The Bible doesn’t say
Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior
He says what the deaf want to hear
“Race don’t exist; whites are superior”
He’ll brag he’s a self-made man, raking in billions by himself
Gone bankrupt six times; asked for daddy’s help
He breaks every Commandment daily
He’d f*ck his own family
Would steal from a children’s charity
He’d even say “Jesus Christ is me!”
The church goes in flames
When he decides to step in it
The Bible doesn’t say
Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior
“I am He”
But not really
“He is me”
If “he” is Judas
He rebels against what’s good and right
Boobs and dollars always cloud his mind
The “Rule” – the only thing not Golden
Do unto others as would Satan
The church goes in flames
When he decides to step in it
The Bible doesn’t say
Lard F*ckstick is the savior
‘Men!
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”G-O-N-E” (parody based on the Nat King Cole song, ”L-O-V-E”)
”The Man Is Deranged” (parody based on The Doors’ song, ”People Are Strange”)
”Cray” (parody based on the Dean Martin song, ”Sway”)
The Most Important Speech in the History of Speech Thingies
Crazy Uncle Tommy
”You get a lawsuit! You get a lawsuit! Everyone gets a fracking lawsuit!”
Denial Is Just a River in Trumplandia
The Stupidest Post in the World
The Non-Conceding Concession
A Worldwide Laxative
Make America Sane Again
The Cult of Trump?
Science Is a Chinese Hoax
Nothing Plain About Savannah
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 3 (”But here’s what really happened.” Maybe.)
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 2 (”But how about this?”)
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 1 (”This is what could have happened.”)
”Tweeting Some Lies” (parody based on the Neil Diamond song, ”Sweet Caroline”)
”The Trumpanzees” (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, ”The Nobodies”)
”The Donald Fan” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, ”Piano Man”)
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