#054: Sorting Out the Gold and Garbage

2019-06-17

E3 has come, and everyone is talking about it! Take the dummy's guide to sorting out the trash (aka listen to our show) as we praise what deserves recognition, shame what needs to stay in the dirt, and tilt our heads at trying to suss out some of the crap that was thrown at us. Also Nik is pretending to be in charge of finance for France during the French Revolution while Tyler learns to be a police officer. In a game. This is Casual Master Quest. Games We Played: Cadence of Hyrule Dungeons & Dragons Grand Theft Auto 5 Roleplay Destiny 2 Horizon: Zero Dawn Topic of the Show: E3(SHOCKER) MICROSOFT Project Scarlett & Halo Infinite Solid State Drive AMD Processor “4x more powerful than X...

Games We Played:

Cadence of Hyrule

Dungeons & Dragons

Grand Theft Auto 5 Roleplay

Destiny 2

Horizon: Zero Dawn

Topic of the Show: E3(SHOCKER)

MICROSOFT

Project Scarlett & Halo Infinite
- Solid State Drive
- AMD Processor “4x more powerful than Xbox One X”
- GDDR6 RAM
- 8K Resolution, 120 FPS
Cyberpunk 2077
- Keanu Reeves
- April 16th, 2020
Double Fine joining Xbox Studios
- Psychonauts 2
Console Streaming (?)
- Stream from XB1 to “anywhere”, comes out in October
Gears of War
- September 10th
Elite controller, Series 2
- Ironically has an internal battery after I laughed about this last episode
Sega’s Phantasy Star Online 2 coming to the west on XB1, PC
- Free to play, Spring 2020
Shit Ton O’ Games
- Bandai Namco- Tales of Arise (!!!) 2020
- Elden Ring
- Battletoads
- Microsoft Flight Simulator
- Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot 2020
- Obsidian’s The Outer Worlds October 25th
- Bleeding Edge
- Ori and the Will of the Wisps Feb 11th, 2020
- Minecraft Dungeons Spring 2020
- Blair Witch August 30th
- Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition (4K) Fall PC
- Forza Horizon 4- Lego Speed Champions (out now)
- So much fucking more
Xbox Game Pass for PC (now two passes on PC)
- Beta is 10$ a month

BETHESDA

Tango Gameworks’ Ghostwire: Tokyo
Arkane Lyon’s Deathloop
Doom Eternal- Nov. 22nd
Fallout 76- NPCs & Quest (was free to play last week), battle royale mode
Elder Scrolls: Blades coming to switch & mobile (cross play, free to play)
Elder Scrolls Online- Scalebreaker DLC, Moons of Elsweyr June 27th
Wolfenstein Cyberpilot (VR) & Youngblood July 26th
Commander Keen
Rage 2- Rise of the Ghosts expansion
Orion game stream software

DEVOLVER DIGITAL (Devolver Direct)

Fall Guys PS4 PC early 2020
Devolver Bootleg- on steam with a 1% off sale
Carrion PC (It says 2002 but it must mean 2020)
Enter the Gungeon House of the Gundead Arcade, early 2020
The Messenger, Picnic Panic DLC consoles PC 2019
My Friend Pedro June 20th

PC GAMING SHOW

Evil Genius 2: World Domination closed beta 2019
Vampire: The Masquerade- Bloodlines II early 2020
Starmancer beta later 2019
Chivalry II 2020
Mosiac 2019
Midnight Ghost Hunt summer alpha
(There’s more but I’m tired of listing them)
http://gametyrant.com/news/pc-gaming-show-recap

UBISOFT

AC Odyssey Story Creator & Educational Mode (Today, fall)
Watch Dogs Legion March 2020
Breakpoint October 4th
Rainbow Six Quarantine 2020
UPlay Plus game subscription 15$/month Sept 3rd
The Division film -> Netflix
Roller Champions- FTP, 2019
Gods & Monsters Feb 25th 2020 (my birthday!)

SQUARE ENIX

Marvel’s Avengers May 15th 2020 PS4, XB1, PC, Google Stadia
FF7 Remake March 3rd 2020 (Two Episodes)
FFXIV Shadowbringers July 2nd (Brandons wants them bunny girls)
Dragon Quest Builders 2
FFCC Remastered Edition
KH3 Re:Mind DLC
Oninaki
The Last Remnant: Remastered
War of the Visions FF Brave Exvius
Outriders
Romancing Saga 3 & SaGa Scarlet Grace: Ambitions (the fuck?)

NINTENDO

SSBU DLC: Dragon Quest “The Hero” this summer
Luigi’s Mansion 3 2019
The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance Tactics (on Netflix too?) 2019
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening Sept 20th
The “SWitcher”3: Wild Hunt
Fire Emblem: Three Houses July 26th
RE5, RE6 to Switch Fall 2019
No More Heroes III 2020
Astral Chain Aug 30th
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games Nov 2019
Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Delayed 2020)
SSBU DLC (AGAIN) Banjo-Kazooie Fall 2019
BOTW2 Probably around 2030

Game releases:

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night (PS4, Xbox One, PC) – June 18 (Switch – June 25)
Judgment (PlayStation 4) – June 21st
Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – June 21

This day in gaming (June 17th):