Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
It ain't Blade. It's 90s Anne Rice with unattractive people and inept opponents. And it all could have been avoided by drinking tea together.
At least everyone is evenly matched. Don's Jack Cutter is way ill equipped and ill prepared to be taking down even lower level vampires. Guns don't work, bud. A sword seriously would have been cheaper and more effective than his shotgun and M1911s. Or a hammer. Use a damn hammer! Why a hammer against vampires? Because the vampires have spines that are made of glass. Well big deal right? Nope that's the only way you can kill them. By breaking their incredibly fragile spine. Huh...
And so the idiot plot begins. This entire movie is about vampires fight vampire hunters - all because the vampire hunters want to kill them. Why do the vampire hunters want to kill them? Because the vampires want to kill them. Not because they are abominations. Not because they are eating people. Not because their tired of their goth attire. Nope. Its just a blood feud. So all this could have been avoided if they'd just walked away and the vampires could have used their immortality to benefit the world via medicine, music and exploration, By blood feuding, the vampire hunters are denying the planet a utopian future.
Look, it's not great. It's got the feeling and tone of a million other 90s DTV movies (usually staring Jeff Fahey or James Remar) and drags here and there. But the idiot plot, the horrible casting, the stupid karate and the LOL ending all put this in the DO column.
Any Given Sunday Part 2 - Ghost of Football Awesome
Any Given Sunday Part 1 - Bring your gator to work day
Old - Nobody brought adult diapers!!!!!
Knock Off - WHOSE PANTS ARE THESE?
Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror - Blood and Beer Volcano!
Uninvited - CAT JUSTICE!!!!
Rock of Ages - Butt Rock in more ways than one
Perfect - Maybe the 80’s weren’t that good
Morbius - Just be bat-men, guys
3 Ninjas Kick Back - Kicked Out
Volcano - Stinker Madness Rerun
Hell Behind Bars - I’d rather go to actual prison
Drive - it ain’t about cars, but its about awesome
The Flintstones - Its a yabba dabba don’t time
Gone in 60 Seconds (1974) - I was gone in 20
Cannonball! - Or Belly Flop!
Shakedown - Dirty cops and human meat in NYC
Thrashin’ - Clean up Venice Beach, please
200 M.P.H. - Not so fast
The Legend of Billie Jean - She ain’t anybody’s lover
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