Warning: the following podcast is not meant for people who take life way too seriously, people with myopic senses of humor (or no sense of it at all), or people who can't appreciate rap/hip-hop because Lil' Wayne ruined it or some shit, understandable though that particular case may be. If you are easily offended by reality, fantasy and all the potential horrors therein, well, we can scarcely imagine how you found this podcast at all, but you should probably be listening to something nice and safe on ...
Warning: the following podcast is not meant for people who take life way too seriously, people with myopic senses of humor (or no sense of it at all), or people who can't appreciate rap/hip-hop because Lil' Wayne ruined it or some shit, understandable though that particular case may be. If you are easily offended by reality, fantasy and all the potential horrors therein, well, we can scarcely imagine how you found this podcast at all, but you should probably be listening to something nice and safe on terrestrial radio instead. Go back now before it’s too late. If any of the aforementioned things apply to you, turn this podcast off right now, and go back to your quiet, comfortable little bubble. We here at Monday Morning Aural Sex headquarters sincerely hope you're living profoundly fulfilling lives of pointless discrimination and one-dimensional personality development and/or inertia. We also hope you'll go aggressively fuck yourselves with a severed moose's AIDS dick. Yojne!
Juggalos, juggalettes, genderly-ambiguous ninjas, masked psychos, killer fuckin’ clowns, deranged goddamn homicidal maniacs, perverts one and all, emo-motherfuckin’-clew to the 5th volume of the Psychopathic/MNE Family Edition of the only podcast on the internet that asks entirely too much of its extremely limited audience’s time week after week after mother.fuckin’.week, Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! That’s right, goddammit! After 6 ½ fuckin’ years, we’ve finally got a 5th volume of this shit! That’s right, a fully-fledged 5th volume, not a new one just because Psychopathic and MNE are separate entities now (more on that later).
Why did it take me so long to make another one of these? Weeellll, ya see… I know most of y’all can’t fuckin’ hang with this shit. I stopped making ‘em for the longest fuckin’ time because it felt like nobody gave a fuck. Know what I realized after untangling that stupid fuckin’ knot in my head? How the fuck is that any different from all the other times I’ve done things that are important to me and pretty much no one else?! All the awesome stuff that I’ve endeavored to share with the world over the years, and so few have ever given a fuck, a shit, pretty much any feedback at all.
That shit used to drag me down hard, ‘cause it felt like I was failing at my mission. Know what, though? It’s like that old saying, “To the world, you may only be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.” I say fuck the whole world if they can’t hang. I would and have happily broadcast to audiences of 1 before, and if that’s the case, so be fuckin’ it. That’s why I revived this goddamn podcast in the first place back in 2019! *sigh* Depression can be a fuckin’ bitch, perverts. That’s all I can say. I did elaborate on that subject at the end of that first revival edition back on April Fool’s day of 2019, so you’re welcome to go listen if you so desire.
Anyway, since the last volume of this, I actually got my good friend Al into Psychopathic and MNE music. I even got the two of us VIP tickets for Twiztid and ICP back in late 2019, and maybe if you’re good boys and girls, I’ll share the pictures sometime between today and the end of days. Fuck you, okay? Sometimes I enjoy just experiencing shit w/o posting it. Actually, I was going to write something to accompany those pictures; something to the effect of what being a juggalo has meant to me after so long. Truth of the matter is I’ve been saying the shit in a variety of ways over the years to anyone willing to listen, but lemme see if I can’t sum it up for y’all right here.
Know what it means to me? Well, it’s in the name of this edition: family. I’m not some delusional fucknut who thinks anyone who listens to Psychopathic/MNE is automatically welcome to move in or some shit. The point is that the family mindstate, treating each other with compassion and love especially when many of us so often go without in our daily lives, that’s what it’s about. No matter where you go in the world, if you and whomever else both enjoy this music, you have something in common immediately. Something that only a small portion of the human population even knows about, let alone actually enjoys. Off to a decent start, right? Of course they might be an irredeemable fuckhead, but you deal with that shit however you need to once it comes to light. No family’s perfect, there are plenty of miserable sacks of shit in the juggalo world, but there are WAY more on the exterior, and lots of ‘em hate on juggalos for all sorts of reasons.
Mostly, I hear & see comments about ugliness, stupidity, and wow, with hot takes like those, it’s a wonder they don’t all have their own YouTube shows. Sad bastards all about the hate-fests, just guzzlin’ that fuckin’ Haterade. Other comments are about shit like arrogance and various other socially unacceptable behavior. Thing is that none of that dumb trash applies to juggalos as a whole. Again, there are plenty of dipshits out there who deserve entirely valid and constructive criticism (or destructive if there’s truly no hope for them). That includes the number of dipshit juggalos who’ve completely perverted or misinterpreted what it means to be a juggalo. Some are simply lashing out for whatever reason, some are just like that everyday. Most everyone deserves a shot to improve and right wrongs of the past. Anyway, I think I made my point. That family mindstate is why I still proudly call myself a juggalo.
If that’s not enough, think of this: the Psychopathic Hatchet Man symbol was first drawn on a goddamn napkin. That’s where it all began. 20 years of Gatherings (and I’ve been to 7 of them), decades of touring the world, millions of albums sold, this whole underground empire was built with shit being shoveled on them for years and years, and there are still people who hate on it all despite not having done jack shit with their own lives. Shit, I’m pretty sure people who spew negative shit like that are probably just frustrated with not having done more or enough themselves. Even sadder knowing they’d be welcomed by juggalos if they could only extract their craniums from their anuses for a minute, but haters gonna hate. Anyway, yeah, even if you can’t hang with the music or the family mindstate, you gotta respect the work ethic of these two goofy misfits who built a whole subculture from the ground up, brick by fuckin’ brick. There are tens of thousands of people who have that napkin drawing inked on their bodies for life.
The juggalo world, the family, the music, it’s all been there for me at all of the lowest points of my life. You know how wonderful it feels just to chuckle at a dumb joke in a goofy song after being mired in the tar pits of depression? There’ve been times when I thought there’s no end to the darkness, that I should just stop kidding myself and put a fuckin’ period at the end of the pitiful joke life can feel like sometimes. So, to have even some small sliver of light, some brief chuckle that reminds me to embrace the absurdity of life rather than drive myself insane trying to assign purpose to and/or define the chaos, that shit’s like fuckin’ manna. That little bit of laughter helps re-align perspective, it helps the mental knots untie themselves, it helps to remember that there are people out there like me with similar struggles with their own darkness. You want to shit on that? Have at it, Hoss. We’ll be over here just tryin’ to enjoy our lives while you try to make others as miserable as your own. Hope that shit works out for ya.
I know, 4 paragraphs is way more of a summary than even I was expecting. I could go on even further, but I’ll fuckin’ spare ya. This fuckin’ intro is long enough as it is. Let’s discuss what the fuck we have in store for us this week, shall we?
1. This podcast is officially the longest I’ve ever made, clocking in at just under 7 and a half motherfuckin’ hours worth of purest fucktacularity. To be perfectly honest, I’m not even sure Podbean will accept it or if I’ll need to trim it down. I could just as easily put half of this edition aside to make another one in the future, but frankly, I’m curious enough to try just for that reason. This is yet another example of me being too much, of course. I just kept finding shit I wanted to add, and with so much of this music that’s so near and dear to me, it was both easy and fun as fuck to compile it all. Only took me a couple hours, actually. Plus, there are even more artists who fit this edition’s criteria now than there were in the past, so yeah, that’s why this shit is so fuckin’ long. Sorry, not sorry.
2. The tracks consist of artists obviously from both Psychopathic and MNE labels, but less obviously, artists who’ve either toured with ICP and/or Twiztid, performed at the Gathering, or who fuckin’ should if we can ever get through this bottomless cunt of a pandemic. These are all over the timeline, so you’ll hear classics and newer cuts alike. A good number of them have been played on my random new shit podcasts, but an edition like this gives them the chance they deserve to shine. Some were lifted from previous Psychopathic Family editions because well, it just wouldn’t have felt right leaving ‘em out.
3. I included a track by “The Rydas,” which is just the MNE crew trying to revive the Psychopathic Rydas w/o J and Shaggy. It feels weird without them there, but I miss the Rydas albums, so I’m kinda glad to have anything new in that style. That said, let me just add that it’s truly disappointing we aren’t likely to see any new Dark Lotus albums anytime soon either. For so long, we were used to Psychopathic encompassing this whole juggalo subculture and the music that fueled it, but now we have two different entities to support. That is, assuming you’re like me in that you haven’t taken a side in the matter, and also perhaps don’t want to. It’s been 7+ years since the split, and I dunno. I still love all these artists, but I miss the greater sense of unity I felt before. Life goes on, I s’pose.
4. Shit, I’m pretty sure I’ve said all that needed saying, so all that’s left is to fuckin’ yojne. If you’re somehow a newcomer to this world, the first track ought to serve as an excellent preface to help you understand it all, why it exists, where it comes from, etc. If you’re a veteran muthafacko, then I apologize for flappin’ my goddamn gums so much.
Let.us.now.YOJNE!
01 Insane Clown Posse - Simple & Blunt (from The Wraith Sampler) [00:07:54]
02 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (Remix) (feat. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Young Wicked, Boondox, The R.O.C., Lex the Hex Master, Rapper REDD) (from Halloween 365 (Remix)) [00:11:37]
03 Psychopathic Rydas - Time 2 Ride (from Check Your Shit In Bitch!) [00:15:50]
04 Twiztid - Barely Surviving (Ride or Die) (from The Continuous Evilution of Life’s ?’s) [00:19:39]
05 Insane Clown Posse - Walk Into The Darkness (from The Wraith: Hell’s Pit) [00:24:05]
06 Boondox - Dead of Night (feat. Bukshot & Young Wicked) (from Dead of Night) [00:27:20]
07 Alla Xul Elu - Mask Made Me Do It (from Mauxuleum) [00:31:38]
08 Anybody Killa - Kill Me (from Hatchet Warrior) [00:34:53]
09 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Deadman Walking (from Gang Rags) [00:37:05]
10 Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers (feat. Ceza, U$O, Yelawolf, Twista, Busta Rhymes, D-Loc, JL of B.Hood, Twisted Insane) (from All 6s and 7s) [00:40:25]
11 Insane Clown Posse - Beautiful Doom (from Bang! Pow! Boom! (Blue)) [00:45:51]
12 Inner City Posse - Ghetto Zone (from Dog Beats) [00:48:55]
13 Twiztid - Mirror (from Mirror, Mirror) [00:54:53]
14 Twiztid - Reflection (from Mirror, Mirror) [00:56:00]
15 Dark Lotus - Opaque Brotherhood (from Opaque Brotherhood) [00:59:15]
16 Soopa Villains - Conquer (from Psychopathics From Outer Space 2) [01:03:07]
17 Twiztid - Kill Somebody (from The Continuous Evilution of Life’s ?’s) [01:06:55]
18 The Killjoy Club - Don’t Fuck Wit Me (from Reindeer Games) [01:12:15]
19 G-Mo Skee - Bring Em to Life (from Bring Em to Life) [01:16:39]
20 Insane Clown Posse - Carnival of Carnage (from Carnival of Carnage) [01:19:25]
21 Insane Clown Posse - 17 Dead (from Beverly Kills 50187) [01:22:09]
22 Oh! the Horror - Strange (from Strange) [01:28:03]
23 Tech N9ne - The Industry Is Punks (from Absolute Power) [01:31:06]
24 Lex the Hex Master - Gangstas (from Beyond Redemption) [01:36:35]
25 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - I'm a G (from Cadaver) [01:39:42]
26 The Killjoy Club - Surprize (from Reindeer Games) [01:41:56]
27 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Thug Luv (feat. 2Pac) (from The Collection Vol. 2) [01:46:36]
28 Insane Clown Posse - Thug Pit (feat. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne & Esham) (from 20th Anniversary Hallowicked) [01:51:44]
29 Dark Lotus - Villainous (from The Mud, Water, Air and Blood) [01:56:06]
30 Kottonmouth Kings - FTI2 (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Strange Noize Tour) [01:59:52]
31 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.) [02:04:00]
32 Twiztid - Come On Let's Get High (from The Continuous Evilution of Life’s ?’s) [02:06:26]
33 Alla Xul Elu - Smoke (from Smoke) [02:11:25]
34 Lex the Hex Master - Chill Mode (from Chill Mode) [02:15:26]
35 Boondox - Get It In (from Get It In) [02:19:26]
36 Zug Izland - Fly (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Cracked Tiles) [02:22:09]
37 Insane Clown Posse - Wax Museum (from Ringmaster) [02:26:34]
38 Insane Clown Posse - Murder Go Round (from Ringmaster) [02:31:46]
39 Oh! the Horror - Boomstick! (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Boomstick!) [02:37:25]
40 Twiztid - siamese amazement (from Generation Nightmare) [02:40:37]
41 Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide (from Tonight the Stars Revolt!) [02:42:46]
42 Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid - The Dirt Ball (from Psychopathics From Outer Space) [02:45:41]
43 The Underground Avengers - Thanos (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Crucifix, Jamie Madrox, Jelly Roll, King Iso, Krizz Kaliko, Monoxide, Rittz, Tech N9ne) (from Anomaly 88) [02:51:06]
44 Dark Lotus - Headache (from Tales From The Lotus Pod (Original)) [02:57:02]
45 Esham - Migraine Headache (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Acid Rain) [03:02:40]
46 Tech N9ne - He’s A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s) [03:05:37]
47 Die Antwoord - Banana Brain (from Mount Ninji and da Nice Time Kid) [03:09:25]
48 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Escape Artist (from Clockwork Gray) [03:14:10]
49 Insane Clown Posse - Riddle Box (from Riddle Box) [03:19:05]
50 (hed)p.e. - Serpent Boy (from (hed)p.e.) [03:21:55]
51 Twiztid - Corkscrew (from Corkscrew) [03:27:43]
52 Mushroomhead - Qwerty (from The Righteous & The Butterfly) [03:30:12]
53 Dark Lotus - Hurt Myself (from Tales From The Lotus Pod (Original)) [03:33:37]
54 Twiztid - Psychopathic Psychiatric Hotline (from Abominationz (Monoxide)) [03:38:46]
55 Insane Clown Posse - Mental Warp (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [03:40:07]
