Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
When you gotta remake a Jaws movie, make sure to remake Jaws II, cause you really can't screw it up and here's exhibit A. Expect many exploding dummies, strange sequences and terrible models.
In grand 70s/80s Italian film tradition, we've got a direct ripoff of both Quint from Jaws and the plot of Jaws II. In further grand tradition, we've got terrible voice-over, ridiculous action sequences, inept heroes, questionable film ethics, and nonsensical characters. But what really makes The Last Shark shine is the little things.
From the start with a very laboring windsurfer, to DJ Exposition, to the daughter's strange habit of falling out of boats, and her mom's absolute lack of care the movie features little non-plot vignettes that leave the viewer thinking about them more than they think about how awful the shark looks - and the shark looks terrible.
Let's talk about the shark though (whom we've dubbed Ultimo) - he not only looks terrible but he's a very strange shark. It seems he has two primary "shark moves" - exploding people into the air and just putting his face up above the water as if to say "Hey look at me! I'm a damn shark!". He also employs traps and uses bait. Pretty sure sharks don't do that. When it does come time for him to bite some people, he usually starts with the feet and has a habit of not finishing his dinners. Ultimo is the second best shark of all time (when it comes to being crappy) and is an absolute treat. All Jaws ripoffs should learn a thing from Ultimo.
It's not the best crappy shark movie, but it's still a really great ride and is perfect for a group of riffers.
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Tango & Cash - Stinker Madness Rerun
Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding - worst revenge plan ever
Coronasode 14 - Will they ever end?
The Last Dragon - Stinker Madness Rerun
National Treasure - The Pipe is Mightier than the Sword
Templar Nation - needs to be a big deal
Outcast - Winner of the worst wig award
Thank God it's Friday - Club Zoo needs a better bouncer
The Nest - The Bug-A-Whack Festival goes as expected
Condorman - Stinker Madness Rerun
Artemis Fowl - Bad way to start the decade
Coronasode #13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Track of the Moon Beast - Brain clouds are better than moon brain
Girl in Gold Boots - Don't go to haunted house dance clubs
Carry On Columbus - Britain's Worst Film is Way Better than the US's
Tomboy - Stinker Madness Rerun
Coronasode #12 - Troll Orgy
Coronasode - Nacho Vidal's bad day
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