Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
When you gotta remake a Jaws movie, make sure to remake Jaws II, cause you really can't screw it up and here's exhibit A. Expect many exploding dummies, strange sequences and terrible models.
In grand 70s/80s Italian film tradition, we've got a direct ripoff of both Quint from Jaws and the plot of Jaws II. In further grand tradition, we've got terrible voice-over, ridiculous action sequences, inept heroes, questionable film ethics, and nonsensical characters. But what really makes The Last Shark shine is the little things.
From the start with a very laboring windsurfer, to DJ Exposition, to the daughter's strange habit of falling out of boats, and her mom's absolute lack of care the movie features little non-plot vignettes that leave the viewer thinking about them more than they think about how awful the shark looks - and the shark looks terrible.
Let's talk about the shark though (whom we've dubbed Ultimo) - he not only looks terrible but he's a very strange shark. It seems he has two primary "shark moves" - exploding people into the air and just putting his face up above the water as if to say "Hey look at me! I'm a damn shark!". He also employs traps and uses bait. Pretty sure sharks don't do that. When it does come time for him to bite some people, he usually starts with the feet and has a habit of not finishing his dinners. Ultimo is the second best shark of all time (when it comes to being crappy) and is an absolute treat. All Jaws ripoffs should learn a thing from Ultimo.
It's not the best crappy shark movie, but it's still a really great ride and is perfect for a group of riffers.
Violent Night - Santa ain’t got time for your heist
Any Given Sunday Part 2 - Ghost of Football Awesome
Any Given Sunday Part 1 - Bring your gator to work day
Old - Nobody brought adult diapers!!!!!
Knock Off - WHOSE PANTS ARE THESE?
Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror - Blood and Beer Volcano!
Uninvited - CAT JUSTICE!!!!
Rock of Ages - Butt Rock in more ways than one
Perfect - Maybe the 80’s weren’t that good
Morbius - Just be bat-men, guys
3 Ninjas Kick Back - Kicked Out
Volcano - Stinker Madness Rerun
Hell Behind Bars - I’d rather go to actual prison
Drive - it ain’t about cars, but its about awesome
The Flintstones - Its a yabba dabba don’t time
Gone in 60 Seconds (1974) - I was gone in 20
Cannonball! - Or Belly Flop!
Shakedown - Dirty cops and human meat in NYC
Thrashin’ - Clean up Venice Beach, please
200 M.P.H. - Not so fast
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