Episode 182 - Thousand Year Old Vampire

This week, I'm a Greek vampire. Here's my life! Highlights include:

- Lonely? I'm not lonely!

- Sorry best friend, I choose to forget you...

- Never trust Apollo...

- I'm like a history buff now, so...

- Social mores? Internecine?

- Everyone I know is going to die...

- Do you want a climax event?

- People's lives don't follow the story mountain...