Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-11-02 (Shit You’ve Never Heard Of (Read As ”Shit You’re Not Going To Listen To Even If I Paid You”) Edition

Good evening, dear perverts and pervettes!  Welcome to another cunt-soaking and cock-hardening adventure in Aural fuckin’ Sex!  This one is the Shit You've Never Heard Of (Read As “Shit You're Not Going To Listen To Even If I Paid You”) Edition.  Why?  Well, take a fuckin’ gander at the track list and figure it out, genius.  I will say this, though: if you do actually know of any of these artists, I will give you a cookie.  Seriously.  Message me your address and I will wrap a cookie in cellophane and actually mail it to your fuckin’ house, or PO Box.  Renee, I know you know Producer Snafu, so that one doesn’t count for you. And Shy, you introduced me to Vallis Alps, so that one doesn’t count for you.  Also, Sasha Grey doesn’t really count for anyone because she’s not actually a musician (as far as I know (if one of you knows of something she did, though, LET ME KNOW!)).  It doesn’t count if you only know her from porn.  Unless you don’t know any of the other artists and you really want me to mail you a cookie, that is.

Without any further ado (read as stupid, babbling horseshit from yours truly), let us commence ze yojne!

01 Sasha Grey - Let’s Play (from Talk Dirty To Me) [00:01:00]

02 3 Random Wordz - This Song Is Brutal Like A UFC Match and I Don’t Even Like Rasslin’ (from Gabbers Are Gay) [00:01:17]

03 Spunkspurter - Debauchery Massacre (from Lurking Between Rotten Walls) [00:01:24]

04 合唱 - Seasons of Love (もっとラブアンドピース Remix) (from No Shit No Life) [00:02:54]

05 Cœur de Pirate - Fondu au Noir (from Cœur de Pirate) [00:04:57]

06 Otto Von Schirach - Milk A Cow and Dosey Doe (from Ye Olde Barn Compilation) [00:07:41]

07 Fidel Villeneuve - Fix Tha Guitar Shit!!! (from Kill Life!!!) [00:13:03]

08 Paradeigma - Breakcore vs. Jazz (Raimond Pauls Mix) (from Joy and Sorrow) [00:16:03]

09 Vallis Alps - Thru (from Vallis Alps EP) [00:17:10]

10 Kezwik - Let Go (feat. Mimi Page) (from HD+ Top 100 Best of 2012) [00:21:19]

11 w4yr - Mechanical Thinking (from e) [00:25:21]

12 Ibakusha - µt∑d_sun (from Antifunk) [00:27:27]

13 DeadExit - MarioStep (from HD+ Vol. 68 Week #14) [00:31:29]

14 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [00:35:07]

15 Parasite - Inna Bong (from Strong Like A Lion / Inna Bong) [00:38:57]

16 Blue Scholars - George Jackson (from Cinemetropolis) [00:43:01]

17 Worm Is Green - The Darkness (from Glow) [00:46:49]

18 Black & White - Music Is A Place Of Home (from Frame By Frame) [00:52:04]

19 Calvertron - 8 Bit Dreamz (feat. Mellefresh) (from HD+ Top 100 Best of 2012) [00:58:59]

20 Kanellos - Panopticism (from Welcome to the Dancefloor of the Real) [01:03:10]

21 Huxley Met Soda - Black Wall (from Urbaani Erämaa) [01:06:05]

22 Producer Snafu - Family Man (from Hey!!! Let’s Break (Section Three)) [01:09:42]

23 Salva - Weird Science (from Complex Housing) [01:14:11]

24 Bomb 20 - No Left (from Field Manual) [01:17:10]

25 Apocalyptica - Seemann (feat. Nina Hagen) (from Amplified: A Decade of Reinventing The Cello (Disc 2)) [01:21:02]

26 Double Fish - Doublefishxxxxxx (from Hey!!! Let’s Break (Section Three)) [01:25:41]

27 Sickboy - One O Three Nine (from Shake Hands With A Clenched Fist) [01:29:43]

28 State of Mind - Mind Slicer (from Mind Slicer / Nations) [01:34:33]

29 Bong-Ra - Hello, My Cock Is An Aardvark (from Monsters of Mashup) [01:40:27]

30 Walls of Jericho - No Saving Me (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [01:45:20]

31 Vistalance - Take It Back (from Emergency Room) [01:49:21]

32 Willamette Stone - Today (Smashing Pumpkins cover) (from If I Stay OST) [01:53:09]

33 System of Adon - Julie’s Anal Fry Surprise (from Everyone’s Your Friend When You’re Dead) [01:55:42]

34 Mnoki - Winter Trees (from Trees In Movement) [02:02:32]

35 White Noise Carousel - Iaminthedirectory (from Iaminthedirectory) [02:09:40]