IN ICY RINK WHERE HOCKEY’S FERVOR GLEAMS, FANS BREAK RECORD WITH TEDDIES, CHARITY’S DREAMS

Verily, a professional ice hockey troupe in Pennsylvania hath shattered their own franchise record in the week yond is past, not for the number of goals scored, but for the multitude of teddy bears tossed onto the ice by the ardent fans, all with the intent to aid the local youth.