What in the ever-loving fuck is skyward, perverinos?! Emoclew to the 10th volume of the Send Newds Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What are “newds?!” What the fuck are you even doing listening to this podcast if you don’t know that by now? Hmm?! Newds are new shit! New shit that I’ve discovered very recently. To be perfectly honest, we’re talkin’ like yesterday and the day before in most cases. Sometimes it’s older stuff that is only new to appearing on the podcast, but the vast majority of these editions are the former.
Any-f...
What in the ever-loving fuck is skyward, perverinos?! Emoclew to the 10th volume of the Send Newds Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What are “newds?!” What the fuck are you even doing listening to this podcast if you don’t know that by now? Hmm?! Newds are new shit! New shit that I’ve discovered very recently. To be perfectly honest, we’re talkin’ like yesterday and the day before in most cases. Sometimes it’s older stuff that is only new to appearing on the podcast, but the vast majority of these editions are the former.
Any-fuckin’-way, I’ve got a few stuffs to say about things and the like:
1. I’m holding off on the potential revisitation of my old format of blocks & talk. One primary reason? I might actually get to sleep sometime before fucking noon if I skip that, so do me a favor and forgive me. Mmkay? I’m leaning in the direction of trying it again; if nothing else, it’ll be a nice little change of pace.
2. This podcast is just a gorilla’s areola hair over 3 hours long. Another delightful thing I’m skipping is going overboard with this shit for a week. 3 hours is entirely manageable, and my older editions used to be between an hour and a half to 2 or so, soooo… Anyway, trying to take a little better care of myself right now, because I need a better state of mind as soon as possible. Really feelin’ the Shadow track by Amigo the Devil. Fantastic track, by the way. You’ll know it when ya hear it. Once again thanks to my boy Al for introducing me to Amigo.
3. Some of these jams are ones I wish I could’ve put on last week’s Trick or Treat edition, but alas… It’s okay, Halloween was only just last night. I’m sure y’all got spoopy reserves left in ya enough to enjoy these tracks. Speaking of last week’s edition, did anyone catch any of the goofy bullshit I did in it? Those were the tricks. Fuck you, okay? How else am I s’posed to fuckin’ trick you in a podcast? Anyway, I enjoyed myself, even though I was traversing new realms of exhaustion in the process of making it.
4. Let’s discuss notable specifics: The Clock by STUBBVRN & Capturez? That’s a track I found through an ad on Instagram. I’ve actually discovered a number of fantastic tracks that way, so I guess the algorithm isn’t 100% evil. Shout to my girl Mandy for Kælan Mikla. Seems I found another awesome song of theirs, so thank you for introducing me to them. The ICP and Twiztid tracks are all brand-spankin’-that-sweet-anus new. I’m a bit scared to hear ICP’s new album Yum Yum Bedlam. I like this Wretched track, but the Yum Yum’s Lure EP? Man… I just couldn’t hang. I really tried. I dunno, maybe it’ll grow on me? I hate sayin’ shit like that, ‘cause there’s no love lost for ICP in the wake of this beef bullshit, I’m just havin’ a harder time with the new shit. Guess you could say I’m gettin’ old, but then I’d say fuck you, bitch, I know. That ain’t it; things just hit my ear differently. Same’s true for everyone else, bt-fuckin’-w. Anyway, enough about that shit.
Jordan Suckley, tho? Uhh, yeah, apparently! Dude’s actually got some talent from what I can hear. What a fuckin’ name though, right? New Otto Von Schirach jam, Alien Culo! Hey, either you love Otto, or you’re incorrect. You have every right to be wrong, sweetie. Mount Westmore… is a new hip-hop supergroup? Um, it seems that way. Also need to gripe about somethin’ real quick… Apparently, Spotify sometimes puts clean versions of tracks in my Release Radar playlist. I’d be willing to bet that they do that to be “better safe than sorry…” Fucking christ, this is what we’re concerned with as we poison ourselves along with our own habitat? Humans are fuckin’ ridiculous. My favorite part of the Al Storm track Hitchcock? Well, all the COCK in it! What’s wrong with COCK? Doesn’t everyone enjoy plenty of COCK in their lives? Once again, humans are fuckin’ ridiculous. Sometimes that fact is more amusing than depressing. This has been one of those times.
Decided to include both the original and remixed versions of Omnia & Ira’s track, The Fusion. Why? Well, they’re both fuckin’ awesome, and you’ll hear what I mean if you have a brain in your stupid skull of vaginapoop. 1991? Well, I imagine it was a cool year. Pretty sure Super Nintendo came out around then. They also did a remix of Basement Jaxx’s Where’s Your Head At? that slaps you off your fuckin’ paddleboat and down a Mayan temple’s worth of stairs. Why was your paddleboat sitting at the top of a Mayan temple staircase? Shit, I dunno. That’s your fuckin’ problem. Yo, serious confession time… This t+pazolite track makes me want to slam my face repeatedly into a wall or some shit. Fuckin’ call me Pulpy afterwards, I don’t give a fuck, shit, damn or squirt of virgin hummingbird piss. That track might get you arrested for arson if you play it too loud. New Tokyo Machine jam? Why yes indeed, you curious little cuntybean! That’s… three of his songs I love so far? I think? He’s definitely got some great potential if that’s the case.
Also, Death Tour… I think I might be obsessed. Those motherfuckers? I think I’ve heard all but a handful of their tracks, and I fuckin’ love ‘em all. That is definitely rare. I really hope I can see those bastards live someday. Fuckin’ Aimee Mann makin’ a return? Shit, yeah, apparently! Haven’t played anything by her in I don’t even know how long. Gotta be in the right mood for her stuff sometimes, ya know? Same goes for Dashboard Confessional, which, holy fuck, if y’all ever catch me listening to Dashboard… sit me down and ask me what’s wrong. Jesus fuck, I can’t with some of his lyrics. Anyway, two new tracks featuring Tech N9ne and Snow Tha Product on the same track both times! That’s a collaboration that’s needed to happen for a long time now. Probably happened years ago, and I’m just a dipshit out of the know, but holy fuck… absolute fuckin’ fuego.
The Shaman track by Rameses B? If you enjoy tribal chanting in your EDM, I highly recommend Shango by Juno Reactor (well, Juno Reactor overall), Old Gods by Abraxis, and Infected Mushroom overall. Definitely got some psy-trance vibes from this track, so be sure to check that one out. The Alex M.O.R.P.H. remix of You Are Enough? First of all, You Are Enough is one of my favorite trance tracks ever made. Second, I have yet to hear anything Alex M.O.R.P.H. has done that I don’t enjoy, or yojne, depending on the time of day. Psychostick’s version of Ghostbusters? Holy fuck, what a hilarious ride. I’m actually sick to death of the original, so… very glad to hear this version that I loved.
Anyway, almost done here. Berried Alive is a fucking virtuoso, and y’all need to recognize immediately. DJ Rap? I’ve actually known and loved her since 1999 around when the Matrix came out. That’s right, I’m an old-ass motherfucker, and your mother had no complaints. Yo, Pussy Riot, tho?! Seriously, y’all need to give it the fuck up for Pussy Riot. You know they were tossed in prison in Russia for protesting Putin’s ties to the Russian Orthodox Church? Y’all motherfuckers know what happens to people who piss off Putin? If ya don’t know, look it up. Just sayin’, I would be fuckin’ terrified to be in a Russian jail for any such reason. Much, much respect to Pussy Riot.
5. That’s more than fuckin’ enough, I think. I know, I know, all that shit would have greater contextual significance if I mentioned it after we hear it in the podcast. Again, do me a favor and fuckin’ forgive me, will ya?
6. Jesus fuck with these fuckin’ numbered lists already… Let’s fuckin’ yojne already before
7. Ugh, see? Yojne!!!
01 Twiztid - I Shall Arrive (from Twiztid Presents: Songs of Samhain, Vol. II - Haunted Record Player) [00:05:24]
02 Twiztid - Needle on the Record (from Twiztid Presents: Songs of Samhain, Vol. II - Haunted Record Player) [00:06:26]
03 WHOKILLEDXIX - mondays! (feat. Pussy Riot) (from mondays! (feat. Pussy Riot)) [00:09:02]
04 t+pazolite - HARDEST RENAISSANCE (from HARDEST RENAISSANCE) [00:11:03]
05 Omnia, Ira - The Fusion (from The Fusion (Blastoyz Remix)) [00:14:08]
06 Merkules, Snow Tha Product, Tech N9ne - Warfare (from Warfare) [00:17:18]
07 Death Tour - Creatures [Revelation] (from Creatures [Revelation]) [00:21:40]
08 Otto Von Schirach - Alien Culo (from Alien Culo) [00:24:13]
09 Insane Clown Posse - Wretched (from Wretched) [00:27:00]
10 Al Storm - Hitchcock (from Hitchcock) [00:30:21]
11 Ashnikko - Halloweenie IV: Innards (from Halloweenie IV: Innards) [00:34:14]
12 Jordan Suckley - Hold Me (Extended Mix) (from Hold Me) [00:36:59]
13 DJ Rap - Back & Forth (from Back & Forth) [00:43:43]
14 生 Conform 死 - Terrorwave (from Terrorwave) [00:48:09]
15 MOUNT WESTMORE - Big Subwoofer (feat. Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, E-40 & Too $hort) (from Big Subwoofer) [00:52:26]
16 NGHTMRE, Zomboy - Shell Shock (feat. Georgia Ku) (from Shell Shock (feat. Georgia Ku)) [00:56:26]
17 Purrple Cat - Silent Wood (from House in the Woods) [01:00:44]
18 Arch Enemy - Deceiver, Deceiver (from Deceiver, Deceiver) [01:03:48]
19 Rameses B - Shaman (from Shaman) [01:07:34]
20 Berried Alive, Johari, Philip Solo - Blood, Tears, and Champagne (from Blood, Tears, and Champagne) [01:11:49]
21 1991 - Odyssey (from Odyssey) [01:16:29]
22 Arcade High - Glow (from Kingdom II) [01:20:09]
23 Tech N9ne, Snow Tha Product, Russ - No See Umz (from ASIN9NE) [01:23:31]
24 August Burns Red - Vengeance (from Vengeance) [01:26:44]
25 Bandlez, Virus Syndicate, Nika D - COBRA (from Hot Pursuit) [01:29:20]
26 An-Ten-Nae - Flip The Switch (from Flip The Switch) [01:32:12]
27 Death Tour - Pigs (Nazi Cops) (from Blood Pact) [01:35:31]
28 Oh! the Horror, Blaze Ya Dead Homie - D.R.E.A.M. (from Oh! The Horror Meets Blaze) [01:37:37]
29 Tokyo Machine - SLASH (from SLASH) [01:40:16]
30 We Are PIGS, The Anix - Brazen (from Brazen) [01:44:21]
31 Omnia, Ira - The Fusion (Blastoyz Remix) (from The Fusion (Blastoyz Remix)) [01:48:21]
32 Flux Pavilion, Chime, spaceKDET - Fall To Me (from Fall To Me) [01:51:07]
33 S3RL - To Your Beat (feat. Hannah Fortune) (from To Your Beat) [01:54:07]
34 Rezz, YULTRON - Hell on Earth (from Hell on Earth) [01:57:26]
35 Slow Magic - OPEN (from OPEN) [02:00:27]
36 STUBBVRN, Capturez - The Clock (from The Clock) [02:03:53]
37 SAYMYNAME - RUN IT UP (from DYNASTY EP) [02:06:55]
38 Nelver, Polaris - Nexus (from Nexus) [02:09:18]
39 Psychostick - Ghostbuster! (from Ghostbuster!) [02:15:12]
40 Tech N9ne, Joey Cool, King Iso, Dwayne Johnson - Face Off (from ASIN9NE) [02:18:36]
41 Jordan Suckley - Retro Tech (Extended Mix) (from Retro Tech) [02:22:14]
42 Kælan Mikla - Svört Augu (from Undir Köldum Norðurljósum) [02:28:30]
43 Whales - Locked Away (feat. Courtney Drummey) (from Locked Away) [02:32:20]
44 Amigo the Devil - Shadow (from Born Against) [02:35:49]
45 Twiztid, Alla Xul Elu, Venomous 5 - Heavier Every Time (from Twiztid Presents: Songs of Samhain, Vol. II - Haunted Record Player) [02:39:47]
46 Aimee Mann - I See You (from I See You) [02:44:08]
47 Shadow Wanderer - Slip Away (feat. Tasha Baxter) (from Slip Away) [02:47:36]
48 Sz - Try One More Time (feat. Elle Vee) (from Try One More Time) [02:50:50]
49 Amidy, Outwild - Satellite (N3WPORT Remix) (from Satellite (N3WPORT Remix)) [02:54:15]
50 RAM, Susana, Tales Of Life - You Are Enough (Alex M.O.R.P.H. Extended Remix) (from You Are Enough (Alex M.O.R.P.H. Remix)) [02:57:50]
