Episode Thirty-six: Calamity at Calbarro

May 03, 2021

The party supports Iolanda as she repeatedly gets naked.

 

Quotes:

• Am I carrying you one on each shoulder? Or, are we like, stacked?
• I’m pretty sure “amok,” is how you run?
• Hey, I have modifiers to perception too! They’re negative, but I’ve got em.
• If you wanted to control how we advertised, you should have been here.
• My whole tactic for fitting Iolanda is to buy stretchy fabrics
  That’s the high int character!
• It’s okay, we probably won’t end up fighting anyone after dealing with the shady organization.
• She got real scared of chickens, I aint’ sure she’s gonna like you as much as a ghost.
• What weapons are people bringing to a public establishment?
• I have a lot of bones I have fewer balls….
• *seething whisper* whoever is editing this episode, know that we are all uncomfortable.
• There’s no reason for us to not go have a drink! *noise of frustration*
• Can I start a chant?
• What do you do with your heart after it’s felt?
  Okay.
• You guys let the two sentimental ones get into a fake relationship with each other…
  I’m very proud of myself for not making any faces.
  Can we get back to stripping?
• I hate that I have never had issues with revolving doors and now that you have mentioned it…
• Do you wanna be a triceratops?
  Yes. Yes I do.
• We’re either having a nice, quiet evening, or I’m gonna Motley Crew this bitch.
• Don’t scratch the floors!
  Can you scratch marble?
  I dunno, all of my houses were made out of, like, dirt.