Les, Kurt, and Jason are off to the races immediately when Kurt confuses the theme from Green Acres for a song from The Wiz. Then we find out who called Blac Chyna (aka Angela White aka, possibly, Dr. Angela White) a fake-ass bitch (spoiler: it was her mom Tokyo Toni!). Then, the guys go snorkeling (even though it should have been SCUBA diving) into Hallmark's "Love in the Maldives." Despite it's STUNNING locale and very attractive cast, Kurt found it boring on a level that was... transcendent. But can a movie that may or not feature a gorgeous (potential) cult leader and feature a scene that feels very porn-adjacent really be THAT boring? Maybe! but at least it helped Les find his next favorite pair of yoga pants and helped teach the other Hallmark characters how NOT to c**k block by c**k ENABLING.
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The Wrong Prince Charming Has Created a Pyramid Scheme Full of Vivica A. Fox’s HR Violations
Roadhouse Romance Steals From Patrick Swayze Movies and Violates Many Health Codes
Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace: Enhanced Edition: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
The Wrong Cheer Captain Is A Cautionary Tale About Nicotine Vaping and Calling 911 on Speaker Phone
Do You Trust Your Boyfriend For Being Catfished, Liking Birds, and Wearing Tube Socks?
The 27 Hour Day Doesn’t Have Trivia But Does Have a Pig Montage
This College Professor Obsession is Nightclub Attire + Adrian Zmed + Eyes Wide Shut Style Parties
Love at the Ranch Should Be about a Strapping Young Male Cyclops Cyborg Ghostwriter
Stalked by My Doctor: The Return of Eric Roberts Posing as a Doctor That’s in Your Health Insurance Network
You Had Me at Aloha Says Hello to Goats Having a Moment and Goodbye to 2 Hours of Your Night
Unlike the Friends Reunion, Deceitful Dating Does Not Have a Cameo from Malala Yousafzai
Sweet Carolina is a Two-Way Street of Doucheiness with Motivational Tips from Pinterest
Stalked By My Doctor Eric Roberts, Doll Sniffer and Dodge Stratus Driver
Sun, Sand, and Romance Makes an Indecent Proposal to Suzanne Pleshette
A CPR Doll and a Truly Amazingly Insane Movie are Just What the Doctor Ordered
Right in Front of Me are Fred Gwynne, a Scientologist, and 5 Maraschino Cherries
Beware of the Midwife Holding Chloroform and aTruly Gigantic Baby
One Perfect Wedding Proves That Hallmark is Ready to Show Some Clavicle Now
Always the Brutal Bridesmaids, Never the Stripper Who Might Be One of the Producers
Chasing Waterfalls Shows Us a Whole New Hallmark Channel Complete with Old Prospectors Panning for Gold
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