The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe CERN. What do you really know about the Large Hadron Collider? Greybeard is a lord. Of sea-monkeys, but it counts. More importantly, we are touching down in conspiracy town again this week as we analyse whether CERN are utilising the LHC to destroy the world. Or at least, bring something somewhat unsavoury through it. Is the location of the LHC really the place you want to see a statue associated with the destruction of the world? Are the people in charge of these potentially world-ending experiments associated with human sacrifice? Along the way, we also learn how to defeat Goro in Mortal Kombat and whether Moonwalker or Greybeard would go through a Stargate themselves. But before that, we discover what weasels are doing in the tunnels of the LHC. You may think that this is a lot so let’s just throw something else in to the mix… How does all this tie in to the Illuminati and the New World Order? All that and more on this week’s file.
YouTube Video of (fake) swirl above the Large Hadron Collider: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvzdzzoAOQ
YouTube video of possible allegedly true satanic ritual outside CERN by Shiva statue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUMfXKACfE - CERN states that it dealt with those responsible, make of that what you will.
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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. As often is the case, we also snuck a couple of pop culture jams in for our listeners. Firstly, you may have noticed the Lemmiwinks song (The Ballad of Lemmiwinks) from South Park season 6 episode 14. At the time, we thought that this was one of the best episodes of South Park ever in our humble view, though we aren’t sure if it’s aged well. In the episode, the Frog King, Sparrow Prince and Catatafish guide Lemmiwinks to safety. We can only assume this song was written and produced by trey Parker and Matt Stone via South Park Studios. During the Mortal Kombat how to beat Goro discussion (parody finisher - lego brick), we snuck the Mortal Kombat theme in there. Now, for this one we’re not entirely sure on the credits. The internet tells us that this is called Techno Syndrome and was written by Oliver Adams, published via Virgin Records. If that is not accurate, our sincerest apologies. Rumour has it that the song was made on an Atari ST. We may have gotten a little carried away this episode because during the Old Gregg discussion, we also included a snippet from Love Games - the wondrous song from the Mighty Boosh comedy troupe. This song featured in BBC Three series two episode ‘The Legend of Old Gregg’ performed by Old Gregg and Howard Moon (Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt). Mmmm, creamy.
Scratching Fanny the Cock Lane Ghost
Voynich Manuscript - Ancient Alien Text
Ouija Boards - The Tethered
Worlds Most Haunted Theatre - Theatre Royal Drury Lane
Chupa Chupa - Colares Encounters of 1977
Levelland UFO - Most Credible UAP Sighting Ever?
Chard Town Witnesses - Somerset Sightings of 1986
Dancing Plague of Strasbourg - Honourable Saint John’s Deadly Dance
A Link to the Portage - County Case of the UFO Chase
Salem Witch Trials Wizard Curse of Giles Corey
Russ Kellett is E.T. Rider
Muskegon UFO - Ello, Luv
Wow, Intergalactic Evidence - Alien Energy Farming, Life on Mars and the Wow Signal
Are there VamPirates or aliens at the Bermuda Triangle aka El Triangulo?
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Finland’s Kinnula Humanoid - Lumberjacking Off Scuba Penguins
Harry Turner’s Portal - No Guts No Glory
Sergeant Moody’s Me-Time Alien Abduction of 1975
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