A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.

Episode List

no one thought you were weird last night, you were so normal (we think) – ep. 169

Aug 14th, 2026 1:00 PM

lover girls trip announcement in the 169th episode, that's herstory mama! today, we're giggling about girls (the tv show) and chatting about being easier on yourself when you make mistakes. shorter episode today! god bless me, it's fuckin summa!ITALY TRIP PAGE: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/italy/italy-with-maddie-dragsbaek-may-17-2027GREECE TRIP PAGE: COMING SOON🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567  for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/TIME STAMPS:00:00 – maddie's watching girls for the first time!17:45 – next years lover girls trips!!23:44 – being gentler with yourself when you make mistakesOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6

Aug 11th, 2026 1:00 PM

Try CHEEX for free for 7 days using the code PUMPCAST. Just click the link https://bit.ly/pumpcast-CHEEX or head to g e t c h e e x . c o m to start your trial. The offer applies when you select the yearly subscription option as a new user, but you can cancel or switch to the monthly plan anytime during the trial period! ✨ JOIN OUR PUMPCAST PATREON FOR EVEN MORE VANDERPUMP CONTENT! https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/schwartz is caught red handed! i miss james kennedy and jax is a healer?? maybe?? who cares, lizzy loves his new nose! and there's 50 gay mayors in tow!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567  for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168

Aug 7th, 2026 1:00 PM

we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroying rare books, false equivalencies and tombstone messaging before getting into some audience submissions on dating, patience/understanding, and finding dishonest commitmentphobes around every corner. we have a lot to say! duh!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567  for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/TIME STAMPS:00:00 – meg's here to stay!03:23 – AI companies are destroying rare books21:26 – nantucket gate and the "no influencers" sign32:03 – a message from our haters36:38 – tombstone messaging39:18 – patience and understanding in dating55:00 – dishonesty, commitmentphobes, and staying optimistic in datingOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

"she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5

Aug 4th, 2026 1:17 PM

jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567  for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167

Jul 31st, 2026 7:50 PM

oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into some audience submissions about a listeners boyfriend expressing she isn't "his type", someone who's struggling to trust in therapy, and someone else who's processing how to protect their own body image while a friend is clearly going through it.🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567  for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/TIME STAMPS:00:00 – too much partying09:46 – old men love us, unfortunately20:39 – bf says his type is "slim thick"32:44 – listener doesn't trust therapists52:28 – protecting your body image when a friend is struggling in theirsOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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