Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast

Episode 65 - Jeremy Rae, Milk Bag King

We have another Canadian guest! Jeremy Rae.  Jeremy is a runner turned Zwifter and bike racing guy. He stopped by to tell us about Canadian Zwift Nationals, his new archnemesis, and his favorite Wattkings.  Also, milk bags.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and help Mike buy the gear he needs to start his Zwift influencing career. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

Episode 64 - The Zwift Influencers are Afoot

We did our best to get this show started on the right foot with a deep dive into Zwift influencers putting out those Z2 tik toks. There might be a new version of the Zwift Games, Mike tries to bring back one of our bits, and we maybe say something nice about Zwift?  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and help Mike buy the gear he needs to start his Zwift influencing career. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

Episode 63 - The Random Guest Episode

We have a guest, who's kind of random. Tune in to find out who it is! We go to the knower of all things with a game of Dear KBH, talk about our new least favorite person, do a fantasy draft of the Best Day of Zwift Ever, and listen to a KBH Storytime that has absolutely nothing to do with bike racing.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support the Minute of Power exhibition. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

Episode 62 - #podgoals

We've got big #podgoals for 2026. Will we reach them? Of course not.  Zach talks about his latest year-end Zwift trick, Mike completely botches telling about an unimpressive world record attempt some guy did, and Kevin does a deep-dive on how many McFlurries it takes to do a Zwift race. We also soft-launch our new Minute of Power exhibition that is the spirtual successor to the famed Zwift Venga Bus.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support the Minute of Power exhibition. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

Episode 61 - Same As It Ever Was

Zwift Season is here again and the cheaters are even cheatingier than ever. We check in on how the summer went, report on a cheater who had their Zwift dreams shattered, and discuss a major life milestone for Zach.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support our new power meters for posers charity. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify.