ThanksKilling 3: Energy Vampire Movie

Movie Meltdown - Episode 566 (For our Patreon "Horror Club")

On this “very special” holiday episode, we gather around the table to give thanks for all the different movies we’ve watched in the past. And this year we watched ThanksKilling 3 - Jordan Downey and Kevin Stewart’s follow-up to their super indie cult hit ThanksKilling. Will they be able to recapture the holiday magic of the first film… we’ll see. 

And as we test out the savory flavors of Turkey Dinner Candy Corn, we also bring up puppet fetishism, robots, Wanda Lust, Eldritch horror, outside of an abandoned Wendy’s, Garfield, Thanksgiving music, purposefully crude, Beetlejuice, self-important, trying to balance a horror/comedy, Natural Born Killers, skip its own sequel, shooting in real people’s homes, stick a knife in an electrical outlet, animated gay cats, Jim Henson, viscerally grossed out, throwing money at things, The Happytime Murders, you just showed up and got beaten with the sequel, Meet the Feebles, the charm of Gwar, string cheese, there ain’t no magic, The Blarth aka FrankenTurkey, food innuendos, comedy hits people in totally different ways, Spitting Image, a Kickstarter campaign, Uncle Donny, you can put it in our movie, I almost had to get a divorce, I’m in Hell, I remember saying to my cat, Phallus in Wonderland… in space. 

Spoiler Alert: Full spoilers for ThanksKilling 3, but I’m not going to tell anyone to watch this movie. You can take that upon yourself if you choose. 

“The puppet school inmates are running the asylum.”