In this fifth edition of Hands on HotD, Merry and Clint and special guest Jocelyn from More Wine Pod cover Season 1 Episode 5 of HBO's niche arthouse property HOUSE OF THE DRAGON - We Light The Way
In this episode we:
- Never, ever, ever stop telling Criston Cole that he can go fuck himself forever and ever amen.
- Evaluate Jocelyn's submission of evidence regarding Criston Cole's relationship to Drake and other notable fuckbois.
- Begrudgingly Daemon credit for being exactly the most extra all the time.
- Run down the Good, Bad, Mid, and Messy of the Big Wedding of the Season.
- Check in with our EXCLUSIVE Dragon Correspondent Sanrixian who gives us the rundown on Melys the Red Queen.
- Undertake a measured, scholarly discussion of Criston Cole's dick game, and reach the inescapable conclusion that it is TRASH.
- Give props to Team Strong, Lyonel the Learned Hand, Larys the Learned Whisperer, and Harwin the ... strong guy.
- Entertain a Lawyer Fight over who has the better costumes this season: the lords or the ladies.
- Mourn the Rhaenyra-Laenor-Joffrey polycule, they could have been great. RIP.
- Worship our parents and friends, Corlys and Rhaenys. We love them. Please adopt us.
Supplemental Reading
- Jocelyn's Podcast More Wine Pod
- Dr. Kavita's Recap of Episode 5
Outro music courtesy Sid Luscious & The Pants. None of this should be construed as legal advice OBVIOUSLY.
Dragon Sound effect by Daniel Simon.
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