When I was a kid, I told people I was allergic to coconut.
I wasn't.
Don't worry. I'm appropriately remorseful now.
I just didn't want to eat coconut and it was a great way to get people to stop pushing their macaroons on me.
Now, I really am allergic to chocolate. Really. It's an allergy I developed in college, and my mother has the same allergy.
Chocolate legitimately makes me ill. I get "a cold" that turns into bronchitis and is bad enough that I'm totally fine with not eating it because I ha...
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