National Treasure

A movie that stole the Declaration of Independence and our hearts, National Treasure (Natch Tresz) is the delicious jam and jelly of Disney's mid-aughts line-up. We (somehow) talk extensively about Nickelback, Ben Franklin's J-O tools, and Nic Cage's icy sexual chemistry with every actress he's worked with. Listen in only if you've seen Zodiac 2, Constantine 5, Iron Mans 1 thru 17, and Into, Across, Through, and Behind the Spiderverse.