A morning trip to the DMV turns distratous as a missing birth certificate calls into question the citizenship of monsieur Batista! As a lover of his country and true patriot, Tom is left to do the only American thing he can in this situation--complain while using pro wrestling analgoies to explain his situation to the un-impressed part-time DMV employee! After being escorted out of the building and not really accomplishing anything, with the exception of convincing a security guard to check out Dr Wagner Jr vs Psycho Clown from Rey De Reyes, Tom is forced to go home realizing that self entitlement and patriotism do not go hand-in-hand. With the apple pie already in the oven, Tom breaks out his favorite pair of Diedrich Bader American flag print Zubaz, pulls out the 2X4 from storage, and take a knee to discuss the historical framework, portrayals, and overall narrative of patriotism and nationalism in pro wrestling!
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