JOAN COLLINS IN JODHPURS!!!
Well, we've just realised that listening to two middle aged men discuss how sexy joan collins is probably wont tempt the masses... so, in this naughty episode of TOTU we'll be chatting about other things too, like; sausage making machines, porno mags and the innuendos of sir john gieldud.
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