The Old Wolf Girl Bait and Switch

Movie Meltdown - Episode 481 (For our Patreon "Horror Club")

This week the Bastion Chapter of the Horror Club meets to watch a lesser-known werewolf movie. But little do they know that they’ve been duped by the old Wolf Girl bait and switch. Instead they are exposed to Tim Curry, sideshow performers, little people stripping, Grace Jones, a work-at-home scientist, Iceman and some disturbing nether regions.

And as we realize there is no method to this madness, we also cover… Ash vs Evil Dead, Santa Clarita Diet, LEGOS, The Rookie, Gary Daniels, I have half of He-Man, creepy lurking in the woods, appetite for terror, Bruce Dickinson with black hair, Monster Fighters, it looks like a deformed thumb, Bob Fosse, fighting deadites, the dog was knocking on the door, Lucy Lawless, and they all come with one extra hand, they had me at werewolf, Shawn Ashmore, Magic Mike, eating flesh, the sadness of his masculinity, this movie was definitely worth a dollar, growing a dog, geeky Ozzy Osbourne, building a haunted castle, there’s just like buckets of blood, more volume in the shower, when you watch this movie… in the middle of the woods, cat food, not-so-Freudian, deep thoughts on the carousel, this is the deep psychological movie, those are the right ones… just look closer, was she just stealing mice, fun size, crab guy, a surprising character death, 'cause it's easy to overlook, you're putting more thought into it than was put into the script, wolf reaction shots and... it’s our little secret.

Spoiler Alert: Full spoilers for the 2001 movie “Wolf Girl”. You have been warned!

“Yeah there's all kinds of crazy s*** going on in this movie. I can't even... I just can't even - with this movie.”