Satan’s Little Orphaned Incestuous Coat Thief

Movie Meltdown - Episode 543 (For our Patreon "Horror Club")

This episode we discuss the 1976 film Satan's Slave directed by Norman J. Warren. This horror film not only works in Satan but also witches, cults, psychic abilities and a serial killer… how could it go wrong?! How could it… yeah well, that’s what we try to figure out.

And as we start planning the Horror Club field trip to Witch-killin’ National park, we also cover… Underwater, frosted eyeshadow, Kevin Smith, Dummy, Flip this Murder House, freshly manicured hedges, so many questions, overly complicated and boring, what the hell is a receiving room, double turn-around twist, Michael Gough, dead… only on the inside, Kristen Stewart, due to the mental illness, slamming her head in a door, talking dogs and sex dolls, they so don’t even wanna talk to you, the ’70s was cool and you know it, duck and roll into the woods, a stately manor, visiting with a time machine, Martin Potter, Anna Kendrick, confused by the elevator, Wilfred, are you trying to get murdered, Candace Glendenning, leaving the ignition on, Quibi, how can this production afford to lose a camera, certain parts of the female anatomy, this movie created love, Barbara Kellerman, I would have constantly been disappointed at the movies, they didn’t get there where they were taking their time, Smarties and it’s protected… or something,

Spoiler Alert: Full spoilers for the 1976 film "Satan's Slave". But truthfully… there’s not really that much to spoil.

“I was mad that someone wasted the film on it.”