I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Batshit Creeper” (to the tune of Ted Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever”)
Denied its very existence
But now he’s got it
Didn’t crap his pants this time
To get out of serving his country like a true hero
Shit got him; feels like he’s dyin’
He is a batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
He has made plenty of threats
Just ask Secret Service
They decided to pay a visit
He was stumbling, completely lit
Probably eating squirrel shit
He is a batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
He is a real batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
He likes gals with the middle name Jailbait
He hopes it’s not too late
To take them out on Friday to roller-skate
Oh, but he is a family man
Old ‘nuff to be dad
He does wrap himself in the American flag
Which is against U.S. flag code
Thinks kneeling is for necks
Freedumb is not wearing masks
Infected by Chinese hoax
He is a batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
He is a batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
Batshit creeper
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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