Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could a multi-cliff island castle like Pyke actually exist? Saltwater is corrosive and we’re worried about the amount of potatoes that might go to waste during grocery runs. The cliffs would come in handy if you need to yeet a lover like Theon, though. Like the cliffs, Theon’s "my real family would love me more" belief system crumbles when he gets home. Damphair’s got no “eff” sounds in his name and he’s not a party boy anymore. We think the stolen clothes might be part of why everyone and every thing sucks here. Theon would be dead within a week of managing a McDonald’s. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Theon I.