I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
”Want Him to Fix My Ride” (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, ”Wanted Dead or Alive”)
"Want Him to Fix My Ride" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive")
My car broke down; it won’t even turn on
Told the mechanic would know what to do
He’s been doing it for thirty some odd years
So I went to Bob, who’s much cheaper
He’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
Want him to fix my ride
Saw it on Facebook; it has to be true
That the mechanic turns cars into big brown shoes
I can’t take the risk; shoes don’t have engines, wheels, or tires
Need someone who knows petals; I know just the guy
He’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
Want him to fix my ride
Flower petals
Yeah
Yeah, he’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
He’s got no experience; thinks axles are hatchets
But he’s better than elitist mechanics
He tells me what I want to hear, right or wrong
Put the car in a vase; water it; watch it grow
Yeah, he’s a florist
Got roses at half price
I want him to fix my ride
Yeah, he’s a florist
Who just rides a 1-speed bike
And I want him to fix my ride
I know fate is on my side
I know he will fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
He’ll fix my ride
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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