I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Breaking the Seal" (to the tune of Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law")
There I was double-fisting, a cocktail and a shot
I’m obviously on a mission, on a mission from God
A pitcher of water in hand, chugging it down
Overflowing with liquids, acting like they’ll never get out
Shit, I gotta go
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
It was the first time in two hours; I guess I was due
What the? It’s just been ten minutes. Back to the urinal?
I can’t wait in no line; get out of my way
Hey buddy, move it, or I’ll give you a spray
I keep having to go
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
I can’t wait in no line
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Breaking the seal, breaking the seal
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
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