I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Shroom-Shaped C*ck" (to the tune of Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box")
Stormy spanked him with his own Trump magazine
He whipped out his shroom-shaped c*ck for her to see
Well, she tried bigly hard, but it was so small
She whipped out her magnifying glass and then said
Gag
Me
What is that weird thing?
The tiniest mushroom in the universe
Gag
Me
What is that weird thing?
The tiniest mushroom in the universe
Gag
Me
What is that weird thing?
The tiniest mushroom in the universe
Universe
She asked if he was ready, he said, “I’m done”
“Are you sure, lil T? I didn’t feel nothin’”
“Hey, there’s nothin’ little about me, okay?”
“That’s why when I saw your Monopoly thimble, I said”
Gag
Me
What is that weird thing?
The tiniest mushroom in the universe
Gag
Me
What is that weird thing?
The tiniest mushroom in the universe
Gag
Me
What is that weird thing?
The tiniest mushroom in the universe
Universe
Stormy spanked him with his own Trump magazine
He whipped out his shroom-shaped c*ck for her to see
Well, she tried bigly hard, but it was so small
She whipped out her magnifying glass and then said
Gag
Me
What is that weird thing?
The tiniest mushroom in the universe
Gag
Me
What is that weird thing?
The tiniest mushroom in the universe
Gag
Me
What is that weird thing?
The tiniest mushroom in the universe
Universe
Universe
Universe
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
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