Alright new meat. I'm only gonna say this once. You're in the hoosegow now. Your mommy isn't here. Except for you Tommy. Tommy's mommy works in the office as the prison accountant. Her name's Dina and she's a real caution. But everyone else, your mommy's aren't here. So sit down and listen to this here podcast and everything will go as smooth as a pint of grandma's old fashioned Alabama corn-smothered pig cracklins. But act up, and you'll see that I can make things tougher than a barbecued polecat that doesn't have my grandma's Alabama corn-smothered pig cracklins on it.
So join Matt and Tristan for 1987's Prison, or spend a week in the hole. It's your choice. Probably a coin-flip for most people.
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