Carla and Crappy Show: The Biggest Nude Wivalwy Week Edition

Week 14 serves up one of our most favorite times of the college football season: Rivalry Week. And what better time to focus on our rivals ... than the two days immediately following giving thanks?

We kid. Sorta.

We begin by reviewing the hot-off-the-presses College Football Playoff rankings (hello, Ohio State!) and our weekly Clemsoning index.

Then AJ goes all-in on #GroupOfFiveAfterDark with his version of Fastest Three Minutes ... on C-USA. Take it all in, folks. It's glorious.

Finally, it's on to the good stuff. Get those leftovers ready, because you have a long weekend of football watching ahead of you.

No. 1 Ohio State at No. 13 Team Up North (The Biggest Nude Saturday Ever, FOX): There's no mistaking Crappy's loyalties here ... and despite being at odds last weekend, Carla's on board this week.

No. 5 Alabama at No. 15 Auburn (3:30 ET Saturday, CBS): Mac Jones, welcome to the SEC. Yes, that's what we've been saying to Bo Nix all season. But entering the Iron Bowl, Bama actually has the QB with fewer starts. Go figure. Expect a good one at Jordan-Hare.

No. 12 Wisconsin at No. 8 Minnesota (3:30 ET, Saturday ABC): If the Iron Bowl isn't enough for you, how about a B1G West rivalry with a conference title game berth on the line? These teams are nearly as even statistically as possible ... which team wants it more?

No. 7 Oklahoma at No. 21 Oklahoma State (8 ET Saturday, FOX): For dessert? How about some Bedlam goodness? But hold the defense, please.

This Thanksgiving week, we're not just thankful for college football ... we're thankful for you for hanging out with us all season. Enjoy the games, yinz guys. Happy Thanksgiving.