Episode 217 ★ It’s a Tool’s Jay

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 217 Executive Producers: harvhat, tdudenhoeffer, HeyCitizen, SirVo, Baron Wes of the Balderdash, Boolysteed, NA Millennial, N4VX, piranesi, RevCyberTrucker, Fletcher

Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - Whiskey on the Rocks

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

KC Bitcoiners

Fountain Rewind / Zebedee / MoonPay

BackedByApp (Twitter) 

Threema Vulnerabilities (Ars Technica)

Winkelvoss dispute continues (MSN) 

Peter Zeihan on Joe Rogan

Check out the FINAL AbleKraft and Able and the Wolf

TOP THREE 33

33% of Christmas tree fires occur in January, study says; experts offer safety solutions (WPDE / ABC)

33 million in California under flood watch amid winter storm (NBC)

Nan, 92, 'asked to die' during 33 hour wait on Liverpool hospital corridor (ITV / Good Morning Britain)

COOFING INTO COFFINS

Gregory Yee, Times reporter who chased the stories that shaped L.A., dies at 33 (Los Angeles Times)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

CDC calls January National Birth Defects Awareness Month

White House Office of National Drug Control Policy report to Congress criticizes state-level legalization

Department of Justice and Safehouse agree to transfer case to mediation

GW Research Limited sues 12 competitors over alleged patent infringement (Marijuana Moment) 
American Society of Regional Anesthesia and Pain Medicine issued guidelines to screen surgery patients for pot (Newswise)
Arizona mother who used pot to combat morning sickness removed from child abuse registry (AZ Central) 

Recreational sales begin in Connecticut (Fox 61)

Connecticut launches online portal for expungements

Recreational sales begin in Detroit (Detroit Free Press)

Columbia and Jefferson City, Missouri residents to vote on pot tax in April (KOMU)

Kansas City metros discussing adding 3% tax (KSHB)

Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services shares consumer personal cultivation application

Robbers shoot clerk at Lower East Side shop selling marijuana without a license (New York Daily News)

Gov. Mike DeWine signs SB 288 (Ohio Legislature)

Ohio's secretary of state re-transmitted a legalization proposal to lawmakers

METAL MOMENT

The Rev CyberTrucker brings us War Ensemble off Slayer's Seasons in the Abyss.

FIRST TIME I EVER...

Tonight, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever went to the DMV.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever changed jobs.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

Devil's Slide accident was attempted murder (KCRA)

Searches for "homemade" porn rose 33% among gay Porhnhub visitors in 2022

Ship may have hit 33-foot washed up whale (Fox 29)

Indian Wells Fargo exec pees on elderly woman during flight (Associated Press) 

California National Guard involuntarily transfers top commander to US Air Force retired reserve (Fox 10 Phoenix)

Porch pirate caught, wore women's underwear for mask (Fox)

Alberta man climbs tree to escape moose (CTV)

TSA finds "emotional support" boa constrictor in carry-on bag

Woman's breast implant bursts through chest (New York Post)

Macaw scares away home intruders (NY Post)

Message in bottle returns to Kentucky man (WLKY)

Message in bottle returns to Texas man (WXII)