Pants has a run-in with the scary shovel guy from Home Alone. Bags is lost at sea. Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons? (Yes). And finally, we're not as witty as we think we are.
0 Pants has an IMDB page
5 We'll do a greater than median job.
9 What's In Your Glass?
12 Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons?
17:30 Pants has to at least try ASMR
24 Bags is lost at sea
40 DOUBLE BRAD
46 Pants makes a goddamn drink
54 Backstory: Hero Dad
56 #WorstSong to have as your ringtone during a job interview
1:09 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
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