67 - Meditation Visualization Manifestation ASMR (feat. Andrew Tate and Gary Vaynerchuk)

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Soothing Relaxing Soft-Spoken ASMR 

 

I want to share a little relaxation exercise that has helped me tremendously over the years, and that I believe can help you too, no matter where you are, no matter what you're doing, no matter who you're with or why you're with them.

I want you to think about someone who bothers you.

Think about that person that hurt you.

That person who embarrassed you.

That person who makes you so angry

That person who disgusts you

Who gets on your nerves

Who grinds your gears

Who makes you act the fool

Who drives you cuckoo bonkers crazy town

Imagine this person who has wronged you, time and time and time again

Draining you, sucking you dry, of any lifeforce you still have left at the end of the day

After working tirelessly

Sitting in traffic

Waiting in lines

Talking and smiling and nodding 

Yes sir yes ma'am yes they yes them

You come home

And you just wanna watch your shows

And eat a little garbage

And jerk your little genitals

So you can finally go to sleep

But that person is still there

In your mind

Lingering

Stinking up the place 

Staring at you

Yelling in your face

Molesting you

Terrorizing you

Pulling on your feet

Poking and prodding and teasing you

Putting whipped cream in your hand and tickling your nose with a feather

Writing mean things about you on Facebook

Telling everyone in your life

About that silly thing you did

So nobody will ever forget

Scoffing at you

Laughing at you

Pushing you around

Shoving you into lockers

Stealing your lunch money

Borrowing your car

And not refilling the tank

Ignoring your texts for week ands months at a time

And not acknowledging your old messages when they finally text you back about something completely unrelated

Getting defensive when you tell them how they've hurt you

Guilt tripping you by passive aggressively saying they're just the worst person in the world

wallowing in self-pity, instead of just accepting responsibility for their actions and attempting to make amends or improve themselves in any meaningful way, or at least acknowledging your needs and emotions without making it about their own

Gaslighting you into thinking you were always the bad one

Dunking your head in the toilet

Drawing caricatures of you and putting them on the fridge

Editing pictures of you so you look a little fatter and uglier before uploading and tagging you in them

Asking to copy your homework everyday for 4 years and then dropping out

Asking you for large loans and spending it on vacations and drugs and fortnite battle passes while still owing you 

Drawing and quartering you in the public square

In front of all of your friends and family

Pulling your shorts down, during PE

Ripping open your tearaway trackpants while you're stretching

Tying your shoelaces together

Throwing wet paper towels on you and shutting the bathroom lights off while you're sitting in the stall

Announcing to everyone within earshot that you're in there taking a big stinky shit

Agreeing to help you with the thing you need help with

And then being really annoying about it

Complaining, sighing, rolling their eyes,

And holding it over your head for the rest of your life

reminding you of every favor they've ever done for you, no matter how small

Sending you memes you already sent them 3 weeks ago

Reading your journal and making vague references to things you wrote

Denying that they ever read your journal

Finally admitting they read your journal but not apologizing for it because they dont think it was wrong

Trying to convince you they violated your privacy because they care about you and wanted to help you

Pelting you with rotten tomatoes

Overwriting your save files

Playing ranked matches on your account and getting you kicked out of your clan

Kicking you out of the house

Letting your cat play outside by the busy road where they drive like maniacs

Messaging you on Instagram about business opportunities

Liking all of your pictures from 2012-2016

Reporting your debt to all three major credit bureaus

Eating your food but telling you it went bad so they threw it away for you

Pushing your head into your cake as you blow out the candles 

Smacking you up the backside of your head as you lean in to take a sip of your drink, shoving the straw into your lip and taking a chunk out of your gums

Judging you for being broke

Criticizing you for being upper middle class

Mocking your lack of brand loyalty

Skipping your songs

Talking over your movies

Asking about your day and rolling their eyes as soon as you open your mouth

Spitting in your water cooler

Signing you up for email newsletters you would have no interest in

Stretching out the collar of your favorite shirt

Pissing and shitting on the collar of your favorite shirt

Donating your favorite shirt to salvation army

Drinking the gay beer

Eating the gay chicken sandwich

Sucking the gay penis

Flushing your nonflushable wipes

Fucking your unfuckable wife

Eating up all the chitlins

Referring to you in the 3rd person when you are in the room participating in the conversation 

Critiquing your style every time they see you

Giving unsolicited advice

Blaming it on the weed when they're being ignorant and retarded

Blaming it on not having weed when they're being a cranky asshole 

Denying their addictions

Forgetting to invite you to the function and then calling you drunk at 1am saying where you at bro you should be here bro fun ass night bro

Forgetting the times you were at the function and saying nah bro you weren't even there when ur talking about what happened 

Repeating the joke you just said but a lot louder while winking at you 

Berating you

Degrading you

Humiliating you via their jerk off podcast that you're still listening to cuz you fucking hate yourself and have nothing to live for

Reading and ignoring your comments, DMs, and emails

Telling you to please fucking kill yourself for the love of god

And imagine crushing them, squishing them, squeezing them between your toes until their head pops like a zit

Taking a baseball bat and giving em a good WHAP to the side of the head while they scroll tiktok

Using a pair of rusty pliers to rip their nipples off and air frying them and eating them with buffalo dip

Ripping their pubic hair out with your teeth and forcing them to help you waterpik the pubes out of your mouth

Imagine digging in their bellybutton with your fingers until it's uncomfortably raw and u don't let them scratch it or put lotion on it or whatever

Giving their podcast a bad rating on spotify

Prying their fingernails off and glueing them to their teeth like veneers

Waxing their eyebrows off and wearing them like a mustache

imagine wiping up their blood with a sponge

Wringing it out over your head

Feeling their hot blood hit your face

Dripping down your cheeks and chin

Licking your lips

Tasting their sweet sweet juice

Running down your chest 

Rubbing it around your nipples gently

Lubing yourself with it

Masturbating with it

It feels so good, so satisfying

Surprising them and making them fall backwards ass-first onto a lone mason jar 

Locking them in a cage and lighting them on fire and recording it with a drone 

Picking them up by the nape of their neck like a cat

Stabbing them multiple times with a large knife

At least 30 times with a large sharp knife

Digging and twisting in their fat stomach with a large sharp knife

Scooping our their flesh with a wooden spoon

Scraping their bones with a metal spoon

Forcing them to work overtime every Sunday

Forcing them to work every holiday

Denying every single one of their PTO requests

Shoving a shotgun in their mouth and just rattling it around knocking their teeth loose

Licking the tears off their cheeks

Starting an IV and slurping their blood up like a milkshake through a silly straw

Locking them in a large industrial front loading tumble dryer and running it on medium heat for 3 hours with one 15 minute break each hour and no dryer sheets no wrinkle shield

Commenting on their posts but not liking them

Eating a few of their fries while they're in the bathroom but not enough for them to notice

Smothering them with a Ghislaine maxwell in a bikini body pillow

Spraying them in the eyes with the hello kitty mace

Smashing their face with an awfully hot coffee pot

Projecting two girls one cup onto every surface of their house and calling it an art exhibition so a bunch of fucking retards come to take selfies with it and feel cultured

Turning their childhood home into a selfie museum

Stealing their catalytic converter and making them eat it uncooked

Making them do a hot ones style challenge but it's cat poop instead of wings

Hiding a piece of cheese between their mattress and box spring

Telling their significant other that they made out with two girls and put their head between a cocktail waitress's breasts 

Putting acid in their drink and convincing them that they've been locked in a psych hospital for the last 20 years and everything they see and hear is all in their heads and that the only way to wake up and escape is to kill themselves

Squeezing their toes in a flat iron until they pop like corn kernels 

Imagine murdering them in cold blood, and not even attending the funeral

 

Now I want you to focus on the resolution

Let it go.

Imagine feeling sorry

Imagine apologizing for ever letting these silly thoughts and actions get in the way

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Namaste

 

Another day of being in complete awe of my endowment, at my size. My god, my bulge, it's undeniably huge.

I caught a look at myself in the mirror and had to stop and marvel at my size. I am absolutely huge. My dick looks like an alien mothership. My god I'm getting rock hard just thinking about it. I'm literally nearly tipping over the desk I'm sitting in as I write this from my massive shaft forcing its way up. Anyway sometimes I swear my dio09dd09 90dalkds kj9 whoa almost lost the keyboard what I was saying is that my dick will get a mind of its own and just have its way. I was once having sex with this girl and as I thrust my throbbing cock into her I essentially catapulted her as my shaft goes from 120 degrees to 20 in about 0.000012 seconds and she flew 10 ft into the air and hit her head on the ceiling. God. My cock is just so fucking huge my god it's massive. Just this absolutely throbbing massive dick. I woke up this morning and I looked down and it was like mount everest in the form of bedsheets front of me. Rock solid. I just marveled at my cock. I am turned on by my own size and I love every fucking minute of it. I'm fucking huge and I love it. My size. My size. My endowment.

One time I was at a bar with a girl and everyone could see the outline of my shaft in my pants and everyone was trying to awkwardly look away until one guy said "whoa Mr BigDick coming through" and everyone laughed and 2 guys patted me on the back. I could tell the girls in the bar who had boyfriends were envious of me and one guy looked defeated as I passed by him and made him look like a minature ken doll dwarfed by my gigantic cock. I feel bad for them honestly having to be compared to my endowment. Later that week I went back and all the girls were sitting in a corner eyeing me and my bulge and the girl I was with said she told them all about my size and that's all they could think about. They knew and knew I knew and I knew they knew I knew about what was going on and I firmly told them it was no big deal and they all squealed and went wild one of them even fainted.

Also, I just want to remind everyone who has a massive dick....don't ever take a picture of it because it will make nearly all men on earth feel inferior to you and give unrealistic expectations to girls and guys everywhere. I took a picture of my dick once and apparently it was shared by everyone on earth because later I went into the Smithsonian and saw a picture of it and it was labeled as the most impossibly perfect dick to ever grace the universe and two men were on their knees worshipping it while another man was in the fetal position whimpering. One time too I was on discord and a guy named "BigDick99999" had my dick pic as his profile pic. I won't lie, it was a bit of a confidence boost.

Later in the bathroom there was only one urinal in the middle and two guys and when I whipped it out they both enviously glanced at my endowment endowment endowment endowment and one of them said I thought they didn't allow horses in here and the other guy gulped loudly. He then, blushing, bashfully said that my wife is very lucky and must be very happy.

The first time I realized I was well endowed and my size was consierable was when my mom was driving and lost control of the car in the snow and when she went to grab the clutch my huge donger was ocuppying the dashboard (due to its demanding size) and she said "I want you to wear tighter pants from now on."

There are downsides though. This one girl said she could handle me as we were discussing dick size in my apartment. After I told her my size she said I would be the biggest. Then she said she could handle me anyway. Well let me tell you 2 hours later (somewhat related, all the magnum XXXLLLL condoms ripped as usual) in the ER proved her wrong. It was an awkward conversation with the hospital staff and I could tell everyone was uncomfortable but also clearly impressed as my size was creating a bulge, a huge bulge with purpose, from my endowment. Finally a doctor blurted out that I was the biggest he's ever seen and he has seen 1000s a day but none as big as mine. I had to go to the bathroom later but just looking at the toilet there's no way it would have been able to handle my size. My endowment.