85 - Gitmo Dink Sonked (feat. Phil Margera)

Have a new year XD

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As a straight guy, erect cocks are more attractive than boobs 

Everybody knows this. Cocks are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure. Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the dicks. Im straight but this needs to be said.

I (29FTM) am literally irrapeable. No one can rape me. You don't believe me? Here's how:

So the other day I was walking home and saw a jacked guy, he started complimenting me and I kept saying thank you. Then he stopped me and told me that he's going to rape me, and that I need to take off my clothes or he will do so. I said yes to his request and gave consent, then started taking my clothes off. He was really not expecting this. He got mad and said "I was gonna fucking rape you, you're supposed to resist." Then he walked away. See? This easy.

Last week I was also walking home and another guy approached me and said "Let me rape you or I'll kill you." I said sure and started giving him a blowjob. He was really not enjoying it, barely keeping his erection. It was because I gave consent to him, therefore it wasn't a rape, which was what he initially wanted. He got bored and walked away shortly after. I'm literally irrapeable and I'm so proud of myself. If you ever want to rape me I'll always fucking say yes.

 

I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes a ultra-chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction toward the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather then shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead.

 

The following ideas are for comedy podcast titles and descriptions that would likely get banned from YouTube after approximately 20 episodes.

1. **Title:** The Offensive Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that discusses offensive topics, jokes, and ideas. Nothing is off-limits, so be prepared for some coarse language, raunchy humor, and politically incorrect views. If you're easily offended, this podcast is not for you.

2. **Title:** The Racist Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that features interviews with racists and white supremacists. The goal of the podcast is to give listeners a first-hand account of what it's like to be a racist, and to debunk some of the misconceptions about racism.

3. **Title:** The Sexist Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that discusses sexism and misogyny. The podcast features interviews with women who have experienced sexism, as well as with experts on the topic. The goal of the podcast is to raise awareness of sexism and to encourage listeners to challenge the status quo.

4. **Title:** The Homophobic Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that discusses homophobia and the LGBTQ+ experience. The podcast features interviews with LGBTQ+ people who have experienced discrimination, as well as with experts on the topic. The goal of the podcast is to raise awareness of homophobia and to encourage listeners to be more accepting of LGBTQ+ people.

5. **Title:** The Anti-Semitic Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that discusses anti-Semitism and the Jewish experience. The podcast features interviews with Jewish people who have experienced anti-Semitism, as well as with experts on the topic. The goal of the podcast is to raise awareness of anti-Semitism and to encourage listeners to be more tolerant of Jewish people.

6. **Title:** The Blasphemous Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that discusses blasphemy and religion. The podcast features interviews with people who have committed blasphemy, as well as with experts on the topic. The goal of the podcast is to explore the limits of free speech and to challenge the idea that certain beliefs are sacred.

7. **Title:** The Satanic Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that discusses Satanism and the Church of Satan. The podcast features interviews with Satanists, as well as with experts on the topic. The goal of the podcast is to explore the beliefs and practices of Satanism.

8. **Title:** The Anarchist Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that discusses anarchism and the anarchist movement. The podcast features interviews with anarchists, as well as with experts on the topic. The goal of the podcast is to explore the ideas of anarchism and to encourage listeners to challenge the status quo.

9. **Title:** The Communist Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that discusses communism and the communist movement. The podcast features interviews with communists, as well as with experts on the topic. The goal of the podcast is to explore the ideas of communism and to encourage listeners to challenge the status quo.

10. **Title:** The Fascist Podcast
    **Description:** A podcast that discusses fascism and the fascist movement. The podcast features interviews with fascists, as well as with experts on the topic. The goal of the podcast is to explore the ideas of fascism and to encourage listeners to challenge the status quo.

These podcast titles and descriptions are all likely to be banned from YouTube after approximately 20 episodes. However, they are important topics to discuss, and it is important to have a forum where people can express their views.