Episode 375 ★ That Joke's No No

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever rode a ferry.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever touched a snake.

TOP THREE 33

Severe Weather: At least 33 people killed as tornadoes, dust storms hammer the south (Rolling Stone)

Russia launches 90 drones on Ukraine overnight: 47 shot down, 33 go off radar (Pravada)

Canada allocated over 33 million Euros to the Ukraine Energy Support Fund the day before the US withdrew (Babel)

Global trade hits record $33 trillion in 2024, driven by services and developing economies (UN Trade and Development)

Pakistan train siege over; 21 passengers, all 33 militants killed, says Army (CNBC)

Deadly measles outbreak: 223 cases now in Texas, 33 in New Mexico (Houston Chronicles)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

President Donald Trump formally nominates Terry Cole as Drug Enforcement Administration administrator (Department of Justice)

Senate passes Halt All Lethal Trafficking of Fentanyl Act, goes heading back to the House for a procedural vote where it is expected to pass again (Drug Policy)

US Forest Service tells CA Department of Fish and Wildlife it will not proceed with a nearly $1 million grant awarded by the state to support efforts to remove waste from illicit marijuana growing operations on federal land (Politico)

Food and Drug Administration sends warning letter to California company over its injectable CBD product (FDA)

Massachusetts Cannabis Commission extends period of time delivery licenses are restricted to social equity applicants for another year (Commonwealth Beacon)

Judge rules Minnesota can prosecute marijuana crimes on reservations even after legalization (Minnesota Reformer)

Missouri Division of Cannabis Regulation revises stance, limits medical marijuana patients from purchasing as recreational consumers (Greenway Magazine)

New York lawmakers file legislation to reduce consumption of cannabis edibles by children (Long Island)

South Dakota Gov. Larry Rhoden signs bill defelonizing the ingestion of illegal drugs on first, second offenses (South Dakota Searchlight)

Appeals court to take up Bell County, Texas' lawsuit against Killeen voter-approved local decriminalization policy on April 1 (KDH News)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Rainbow's Man on the Silver Mountain.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

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No Bullshit Bitcoin

Leak reveals Russia is quietly priming Bitcoin, crypto for a price bombshell (Forbes)

Michael Saylor's Strategy makes smallest Bitcoin purchase on record (Cointelegraph)

Samourai case update (XCancel) 

KC Meetups City Barrel Pizza + Patio

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

33-acre swath of Beverly Hills hits market for $175M (Mansion Global)

Michigan judge wanted Walmart shoplifters to wash cars but his boss stepped on the hose (The Associated Press)

*South Carolina community holds vigil for Walter

 (WCIV-TV YouTube)

Virginia tunnel girl granted permit to keep tunneling

(FOX)

Man, dog find prohibition-era stash of whisky on New Jersey beach  (FOX)

Switzerland buys $117 million luxury jet too big for capital's runways or hangars (Not the Bee)

Connecticut man rescued after being locked in room for 20 years by father, stepmother (NOt the Bee)
Shelter worker scoured bin of dog vomit for human toes to sell for $400 on black market (The Sydney Morning Herald)

China's first corgi police dog loses bonus after sleeping on the job (Euronews)

Men with pythons wanted for Tennessee gas station theft (WKRN)