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THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW

THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW

Comedy

Episode 36 - Six tons of Japanese rice and a floppy wand

Episode 36 - Six tons of Japanese rice and a floppy wand

2025-04-29
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Reminiscing, an unexpected delivery, arguing with an emperor, meowing ingredients and sourcing balloons for the North West's premier children's entertainer. 

For the full episode head over to my Patreon (Dave Longley Breakfast Show Patreon on google) 

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