Spiraken Movie Review Ep 32: Conan The Destroyer (or She Better Come Back A Virgin)

In this episode of the Spiraken Movie Review, We close out the month of Swords, Sorcery, and Sweaty Shirtless Guys with a film possibly worthy of the fantasy genre. So kick back and relax and Xan, Deke and Kal, go through scene by scene and review the 1984 manly and barbarian-esqe fantasy film Conan the Destroyer, directed by Richer Fleischer and starring Sarah Douglas (wasn't she in Superman 2), Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain (would you trust him to guard your underage hot virgin niece?), Sven-Ole Thorsen (look kids, It's La Fours... again), Grace Jones (She's a man, she has to be), Mako ( Still Considered the Greatest Voice Actor Ever), Olivia D'Abo (If she wasn't Underage...), Tracey Walter( Most Useless sidekick Ever, and Bob got what was coming to him in Batman ), Arnold Schwarzenegger (now no longer the Governator), with a special cameo by Andre The Giant (Greatest WWF Wrestler arguably)

This podcast is actually longer than the original review of "Conan The Barbarian" as well as the actual film they review. but still it is just as enjoyable. Listen as our intrepid hosts go on tangents about Marvel vs Capcom 3, their geek credentials, Grace Jones ability to kick peoples asses, Bob's uselessness, Go Nagai Rants, Where Tsubati went, basketball teams, revenge of the nerds, how much liquor Andre the Giant needed to get drunk and other Topics.

Please send us any comments concerns and ideas on how to make this podcast better. Let us know so we can do something about it. Also check out the facebook fan group Spiraken Movie Review, And finally, listen to the primary podcast, The Spiraken Manga Review and check out Xan's sidekickery on the fightbait.com podcast Hope you enjoy.

Music For Episode: Background Music -Rondeau by Jean-Joseph Mouret (Masterpiece Theatre OST),Background Music -Duel and the Fall by John Williams (Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back OST),Intro Music -Main Title-Riders of Taramis by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST),Background Music -Approach to Shadizaar by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST), Background Music -Dream Quest by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST), Background Music -The Horn of Dagoth by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST), Background Music -Night Bird by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST), Background Music -The Katta by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST),Background Music -Crystal Palace by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST),Background Music -Elite Guard Attacks by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST), Background Music - The Scrolls of Skelos by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST), Background Music -Dueling Wizards by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST), Background Music -Illusion's Lake by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST),Background Music -Harlem Globetrotters Theme (Harlem Globetrotters Present),Background Music -Conan and Bambaata Battle by Basil Poledoris (Conan The Destroyer OST), Background Music -The Ceremony by John Williams (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope OST), Ending Music -Riders of Taramis (Metal Cover) (Greatests 80s Movie Covers)

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