Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That's Very Editioney feat. Cat Ravyn)

Awwww yeeeah, muthafuckin' Monday Morning Aural Sex up in this bitch in full muthafuckin' efizzect mah muthafuckin' pizzerverts... or something.  I hear the kids today speaking like that and I'm just trying to stay young at heart, dag nabbit!  Damn kids with your jazz music and new fangled glowing idiot boxes!  Honestly though, I have no fucking idea what's cool except what's cool to me.  

Hmm?  Oh, I'm sorry!  I didn't know your opinion was supposed to matter to me!  I'm so sorry!  Is there any way I can make it up to you?  ...huh?  Well.. um... wow, I've never seen one that looked like that before.  I suppose I could put my mouth on it... Wow, that tastes pretty good, but you and your opinion can still fuck off and die.  K?  Thanks!  Love ya!  :-)  

You wanna know what's cool?  Ice, bitch.  Ice is fuckin' cool, because it's frozen water, and how you gonna get cooler than ice?  Hmm?  How?  What, you gonna go all "absolute zero" on me?  Well, guess what, ho, it's still fuckin' ice whether it's frozen air or water... so there.  :-P Don't forget to check out the links to the various music videos below!  Some of them are fucking pr-I-C-E-less! The deepest depth of my most utterly profound gratitude goes to the testicle-oblitering, insatiably perverted genitalia dictatrix Cat Ravyn for co-hosting this week's podcast with me!

01 Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice (feat. Naomi Campbell) (from Cool As Ice OST)

02 Leftfield - Open Up (from Leftism)

03 Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan (from Sonic Jihad)

04 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third)

05 Film Dialogue - r2 (from OST)

06 Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball (from OST)

07 Howard Stern - Pig Virus (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)

08 Rob Zombie - The Great American Nightmare (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)

09 Howard Stern - Oh Howard (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)

10 Bill (aka Snake Charmer) - Bill At His Most Masochistic (Dialogue) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)

11 Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)

12 Pigface - Nutopia (from The Best Of Pigface: Preaching to the Perverted)

13 Alien Sex Fiend - My Brain Is In The Cupboard Above The Kitchen (from Here Cum Germs)

14 The Stooges - The Weirdness (from The Weirdness)

15 Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (from Classic Queen)

16 My Ruin - Beauty Fiend (from A Prayer Under Pressure Of Violent Anguish)

17 The Birthday Massacre - Kill The Lights (from Walking With Strangers)

18 Panzer AG - Battlefield (from This Is My Battlefield)

19 Tool - Bottom (from Undertow)

20 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine)

21 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (Live) (from Dead To The World VHS Rip)

22 Orbital - Satan Spawn (Spawn Version) (from Work 1989-2002)

23 That Handsome Devil - Dating Tips (from That Handsome Devil)

24 The Bastard Fairies - A Case Against Love (from Memento Mori)

25 D12 - Bizarre (Skit) (from Devil's Night)

26 D12 - Nasty Mind (from Devil's Night)

27 Twiztid - Spin The Bottle (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Mostasteless)

28 Chopin, Frédéric - Concerto for Piano & Orchestra No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21 (from Romantic Piano Adagios (Disc 1))

29 Tool - Schism (Lustmord Remix) (from Schism DVD Single)

30 Stone Sour - The Frozen (from Come What(ever) May)

31 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (Bonus Track) (from One Man Revolution)

32 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)

33 Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra (from First Album (with The Hacker))

34 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5)

35 Mr. Bungle - Violenza Domestica (from Disco Volante)

36 Vanilla Ice - Havin' A Roni (from To The Extreme)