Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-08-19 (Random as Santa Claus Fucking Your Mom's Ass in a Frog Tornado in August Edition)

Hahaha, you're goddamn right, muthafackos!  I'm talkin' 'bout muthafuckin' Santa Claus Fuckin' Your Mom's Ass in a muthafuckin' Frog Tornado in August Edition up in this bitch!  Fuck makin' sense!  You've got your entire death to make sense; sittin' there, all dead an' shit.  Makes sense, right?  Fuckin' boring.  I've got an astonishingly fucksquisite collection of aural sex in store for us this week ranging from brutal black metal to goofy-ass hampster techno and all sortsa shit in between, so strap your wig on tight 'cause it's about to get split and blown the fuck right off your bald ass melon.  Ohhhhh yeeeeah!

01 Pantera - Strength Beyond Strength (from Far Beyond Driven) [00:00:44]

02 Hampton the Hampster - The Hampster Dance Song (from HampsterDance) [00:04:22]

03 311 - Amber (from From Chaos) [00:07:50]

04 Slayer - God Send Death (from God Hates Us All) [00:11:13]

05 The Pierces - Secret (from Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge) [00:14:57]

06 I Got Shot In The Face - I Meet Two Underage Italian Girls Who I Try To Convince To Fuck Each Other While I Jack Off On Them. I End Up Buying Them Ice Cream Instead (from How Am I Not Myself) [00:18:43]

07 Tosca Tango Orchestra - Mi Otra Mitad de Naranja (from Waking Life OST) [00:21:29]

08 NTM - Seine Saint Denis Style (from Le Clash) [00:26:29]

09 Filo & Peri - Anthem (feat. Eric Lumiere) (Original Vocal Mix) (from Trance Maniacs Part - Sun (Special Summer Edition '08)) [00:29:45]

10 Hansel Und Gretel - Third Reich From The Sun (from Über Alles) (side note: these guys aren't a nazi band.  I checked pretty thoroughly before I included this one.) [00:37:23]

11 Boy Hits Car - The Rebirth (from Boy Hits Car) [00:40:37]

12 Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date With The Night (from Fever To Tell) [00:44:38]

13 65daysofstatic - Install A Beak In The Heart That Clucks Time In Arabic (from The Fall Of Math) [00:47:10]

14 Dimmu Borgir - Kings of the Carnival Creation (from Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) [00:52:00]

15 Taproot - Poem (from Welcome) [00:59:43]

16 Viza - My Mona Lisa (from Made in Chernobyl) [01:02:48]

17 2Pac - I Ain't Mad At Cha (from All Eyez On Me (Book 1)) [01:04:33]

18 Cradle of Filth - Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids (from Cruelty And The Beast: Special Edition (Disc 1)) [01:09:21]

19 Filo Bedo - Flying High (JJ Mason Remix) (from Flying High Single) [01:16:37]

20 Grandmaster Flash - The Message (from 100 Greatest Songs of R&B & Hip-Hop) [01:22:35]

21 The Living End - Carry Me Home (from Roll On) [01:29:39]

22 Van Halen - I'm The One (from Van Halen) [01:32:47]

23 Blue Sky Black Death - Farewell To The Former World (from NOIR) [01:36:29]

24 Diabolic - I Don't Wanna Rhyme (from Liar & A Thief) [01:42:00]

25 Kate Havnevik - Kaleidoscope (from Melankton) [01:45:56]

26 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (Constantly Consuming Mix) (from aMOTION) [01:50:10]

27 Xanopticon - The Slow Walk Down (from Liminal Space) [01:53:39]

28 Rage Against The Machine - Hadda Be Playing On The Jukebox (Live) (from Live & Rare) [01:59:46]

29 Between the Buried and Me - The Primer (from Alaska) [02:07:44]

30 Insane Clown Posse - Juggalo Paradise (from Bizzar) [02:12:27]

31 Rammstein - Rammstein (from Herzeleid) [02:16:06]

32 Talib Kweli - Beautiful Struggle (from The Beautiful Struggle) [02:20:31]

33 Felix da Housecat - Sequel2sub (from Kittenz And Thee Glitz) [02:24:22]

34 Darkest Hour - No God (from The Eternal Return) [02:28:13]

35 Henry Rollins - Future Parents (from A Rollins In The Wry) [02:32:53]