Good God.... We've finally done it... We've finally found a movie that makes The Happening look like The Godfather, House of the Dead look like Dawn of the Dead, and One Missed Call look like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest!
Antonio Banderas plays Ecks, an FBI agent who just found out that his
wife is still alive. When he's told that one woman, Sever (played
unemotionally by Lucy Liu), knows where his wife is, he chases her down
to find out where she is. Oh, did I mention that Sever has also
kidnapped and caged Ecks' son, a young boy who has nanobots in his
bloodstream? Naturally. Anyway, Ecks and Sever team up to take down the
man who stole his wife and nanobot-ed his son. Explosions ensue. Watch
as Banderas mumbles his way through 90 minutes as Liu struggles to move
her face as little as she possibly can. Grab your dessert tray, get your
nanobot remote ready, and join us as we VS Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever!